If I ever saw something that looks like an emerald that large hovering over me...I'd probably try to sell the thing.

I don't think it would taste good xD

XD I actually want to touch it :O I'm curious to know what's it made of >.<

Never know, it might actually be a tasty treat

Makes me want to play Sims now :)

I have been in a Simming mood lately.

I believe the newest expansion just came out this week ~

Already in my hot little hands.

^_^

I am evil to my Sims, I burned down my Sims house because I was Bored of them whining

Hopefully it set an example for the next wave of them ~

Always does :)

Hey, what do you think of Imaginary friends in the game? Personally, best supernatural creature ever in series.

Have you tried the Sims-like game called "Evil Genius"? I think it's on sale on Steam right now.. you might appreciate it.

Bonnaduchia McKnock-Knock!

They taste like massive gushers!

I can dig it xD

Well it DOES kinda look like a candy....

I wonder if it tastes like emeralds.... mmmm.... emeralds

And someday i'll grab some pie but then think twice and put it down.
Today is also not that day.

Shouldn't she be speaking Simlish with that thing above her head?

She is.

I just installed a Babelfish on this picture.

Babelfish...?

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Babel_fish

Hehe, reminds me of sims XD

That reminds me of a comic I drew. XD


Karl: Say J.P, what do you think life would be like if it were like The sims?
J.P: well it'd be really weird, because you'd be forced to do stuff that makes no sense.
*Suddenly a diamond appears above J.P's head*
J.P: Now if you'll exucse me, I have to go light a fire in our new fireplace.
Karl: Oooooh nice carpets! *thought bubble of a carpet shows up*

There's a time and a place for Weetabix... This is not it!

THAT DAY IS NOT TODAY!

Do not. Forget.

Touching! He is mine now.

You monster! You betrayed me. You betrayed us all! Face the might of Mograine!

what

real fruit flavor

You look so adorable in this mode or rather, style / stylized version of Pie! o.o it's off the beaten track from your stuff, till just recently, and it makes you look ULTRA CUTE! o.o I can't get enough of Pie, in this cute style you invented!



:M

Oh, can turn bighead Pie into sprites for the mini games I'm making you? All rights & control over the end product is in your powers, I will even send a non-disclosure agreement, if you want more protection from whatever mayhem I'm doing with my mini games, all the sawdust & stuff.

Sure, go bananas.

At least Pie is able to talk normally and not be limited to Simolean. :D

Or whatever they call the language. Simlish?

French backwards.

Hcnerf! :D

*runs off*

Stop being cute buttface.

turn around just sliiiiiightly....

At least her plumbob is green :D She's been taken care of.

y so sims

The dreaded king one-eye.

Shit, never noticed it before but that does look like candy. I'll never be able to see those things again without thinking of ring pops.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one! lol

Ahh, The Sims, where it's logical to sell your home's windows so you can afford to pay for pizza. =P

And you can get pregnant from a ghost and have half-ghost babies.

WHUT?

Is it sad that this picture pushed me to get a copy of The Sims to play? ...at least it's cheap now. =P

If this is the Sims, why isn't her nudity BLURRED OUT?

Because she has no bits!

The pie kitty is always so cute :3

it taste like apple


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Gawdarnit, green diamond, stop telling me what to do!

Heh, haven't played The Sims since 2 came out. I figured if all the money I'd spent on expansions was now going to be worthless in the new edition, I may as well not play. I now pour my addiction funds into World of Warcrack... I mean craft...

Instead of cash bonuses, work gives us gift certificates that can be spent at certain online stores. There isn't much else I see that I like, so I buy games with them.

Makes perfect sense!

When I have to pee real bad but circumstances force me to wait, I imagine that my pee bar is very very full.

Sims can now have a damaged reputation for peeing in public, actually.

That's awesome. Though I haven't really played them that much. I got Sims 3, but seeing the lack of features, and realizing it meant another impending swath of "expansions" I've lost interest in the series. Mostly on principle, but also because it'll save me money. Every now and then I feel a lustful pang for the series though.

*builds you a swimming pool with a diving board and no ladders. >:3

...do it.

It's wait until it's a ruby, then I'd sell it.

I like art that involves Pie just sitting and talking.

But but. The potential! Pie, jumping out of a plane, while eating a Plumbob.

Turframno Nadba Shnafbidoo, Olami-ya!

KRANKOR!

Thank you for noticing my choice of avatar, I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

Just in time for the sims birthday! Looks very nice.

I will do art that involves Pie just sitting and talking.
Everyday is that day.

^ fixed, <3

go ahead
its a fruit gusher

YA know, it does kinda remind me of hard candy.

Ah the sims. I need to check up on my people >.> Though I'm sure my one dude was just slutting his way through the town though.

break it. coins may come out

Shows my roots. I saw it and the first thing I thought was "Chaos Emerald."

I wouldn't. Its made of glass, so, it tastes like bleeding.

That thing looks gummy and delicious!

tastes like Apple :D

*turns on Moveobject cheat, and places it on your plate*

Kinda makes me wanna sell it for simoleans. God damn you Sim City WHY IS MY CITY A POLLUTED HELL HOLE!?!?

I CAN'T LOWER TAXES EVERYTHING COSTS TOO MUCH!

I bet it tastes like green apple. Like a big gem-shaped jolly rancher.

Oh good, I'm not the only one who wanted to eat it then. :3

I miss my poor tortured sims

Pie is so adorable.
I think I will draw her- without your permission.

You rebel!

DO IT~! Eat IT!

I like everything about this pic, including the description XD

looks like it might be lime flavored

I only ever played the first Sims game and all I did was lock a hairy guy in a 2x2 square area and watch him pee himself while I giggled madly and worried my parents.

*look up*
ah shit
*troll internet and dig through garbage*

Whats that green thing?

I was a bad bad man in the first Sims game. Torture involved setting up a pool, having my Sims go in, and removing the ladder.

I also made a 1x1 'house' let my Sim enter, deleted the door, and watched them go mad spending an eternity in The Room.

I was a bad bad God. >_>

Hahaha, now all I can think of is Sim Cat, the most uncontrolable and least responsive expansion yet.

It is not chewy. :(

Also I'm not sure how the title relates to the picture but it makes me was to have an involved discussion about Patrick Rothfuss' The Wise Man's Fear.

Plumbob is the name of the green thing.

Orly? I had no ideeeea ^^;

Still, Patrick Rothfuss is pretty awesome.

But it's worth 10 Rupees :0

First thing I thought of was Submachine

Imagine if Spike ended up in SimCity. He'd try to eat everyone's.

Awe, but we love Pie. Don't change her.

Dibbi dung!

Quick question... for the Ambitions expansion pack. How can your Sim build a robot of the crafting table?? CAN you build a robot??

Yes, you can. I think your Inventing skill has to be maxed out. You can also see if one pops up in the consignment shop, OR buy one once you accumulate enough Lifetime Reward Points or whatever.

oh good, i'm not the only one who wanted to

lol, CUTE!!!!!!!!!

I was wanting to say Sims, but someone already beat me to it.....drats.

If that thing hovered over me, I'd be really worried that someone will be forcing me to do things I don't want to.

Mess in the house?

Magical ass-broom is on the way.

Why does it float perpetually above their heads?

I mean, something that big and unwieldy, there has to be some kind of support system or rigging to hold the thing up, right?

Imagine if there wasn't one - it would just fall straight down and make a hole in the top of your head like a straw going into a drink cover.

I'm not the only one that wants to eat or sell it.