I vote the big boobs and bakery one. The other candidate only has big nuts to offer to the table maybe could receive some nut jobs but I prefer boobs n butt ones :p

Well, big nuts and a big dick, size of a kaiju after all, if you are into that kind of thing.

I am a top :p

Well that is a makango of a different color.

Oh?

Yeah, whatever you prefer.

Hahah alright

Stop arguing and kiss already. Wait did I say that out loud? I'm just going to go hide in the corner forget I was ever here.
'Sneaks away quietly'

Angry sex is the best sex. They are a weird couple that always has sex after an argument.

I prefer happy cheerful sex. Or lustful I need it now before I lose my mind sex. Then again there are more flavors of sex than there are ice cream at Baskin-Robbins

Then again if I had to choose one I probably try and demand the recount and see if I couldn't get both of them at the same time. I'm no more likely to survive but it be fun seeing just what this couple can do even with the third wheel as part of the fun

They have different flavors of sex all the time.

Oh, that is a good idea. I'll have to think something up for them later.

I would like to move to their country whichever one of them won. Because I heard some craziness a few minutes ago about who won the election in the other country.
I think either of them would be a better leader than the one I heard got elected even if I haven't had a chance to verify it with actual new services being at work.

Oh yeah, any country is better then what is about to happen next.