I may not have a dime!! but I got a giant butt that’s about to squish all of New York!!! Anyways I also wrote a story to this pic enjoy!!

“Poor Dodger constantly gets bullied by the New Yorkers for being a smelly street mutt. But one day, that was about to change when a mysterious, magical figure came to Dodger and said to him, 'Man, those rude New Yorkers pay no attention to a street mutt. Wouldn't you like to teach them a lesson?'

Dodger replied, 'Yeah, I would, but what can I do? I’m just a tiny Jack Russell, and these humans are way bigger than me.'

The figure said, 'Well, there is a solution to that problem.' Then, all of a sudden, he zapped Dodger with a mysterious magical ray. Suddenly, Dodger's tail began to grow bigger and bigger. Then his head began to grow, and then his paws. At first, mismatched, he began to grow, and eventually, his whole body started to grow. He asked the mysterious figure, 'W…what are you doing to me? This power… it feels so good!'

Then, the buildings around Dodger began to crack and get reduced to rubble as he continued to grow, while the now tiny citizens fled for their lives. Dodger began to sit and stomp on buildings while singing, 'Why should I worry?' When he finally grew to a big enough size, he proceeded to do one final sit on the city, as his butt was now big enough to squish all of New York City underneath. Dodger then started to sway his butt back and forth, and building parts, including the entire Empire State Building, ended up in the Hudson River.

He then got up with glass still stuck to his butt, shook it off, and continued on his journey to destroy even more cities, but not before kicking the Brooklyn Bridge down into the water while still singing his signature song. The end!"


Amazing artwork done by   bloodshot.eyes and perhaps if this gets at least 50 favorites I’ll do a sequel to this of him kicking the Brooklyn bridge with his paw