
If it is too small, wait a second and I will fix it.
Why am I uploading this? I dunno. I was laughing really hard last night about it, and I told teahound and andren about it, so I guess I'm submitting so they have... visual aid that I am easily amused?
Short story, Dr. Killjoy really likes woobats. Corrections officers do not.
Long story, I've been playing The Suffering, only it's taking me a while because I've got it cranked up as high as it will go and I'm one of those dorks who isn't satisfied until I look at everything, even if I've already seen it before. So I keep reading signs, searching under staircases, and checking out the inkblots in the insane asylum.
Now, in the asylum is a room with a dead guy. Dr. Killjoy, the boss of the area, appears to tell you that the poor guy couldn't handle what he saw in the ink. If you look at the paper during this scene, the paper is blank. I never realized that ink appears on it after he goes away.
Until last night, when I looked down and realized that it was there. Not only was it there but, from a certain angle, it looks like the face of a happy bat. So now all I can think is that the dead guy really hated Gen V, and tore his eyes out in frustration.
Also, since the ink shows up when Dr. Killjoy is standing over it, I can only assume he DREW the woobat. So, you know, he's obviously a fan.
THIS GAME IS NOW ABOUT POKEMON ELITISM. MY GOAL IS TO HELP DR. KILLJOY DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO HATE WOOBAT.
... This'll go into scraps soon. What is wrong with me?
Why am I uploading this? I dunno. I was laughing really hard last night about it, and I told teahound and andren about it, so I guess I'm submitting so they have... visual aid that I am easily amused?
Short story, Dr. Killjoy really likes woobats. Corrections officers do not.
Long story, I've been playing The Suffering, only it's taking me a while because I've got it cranked up as high as it will go and I'm one of those dorks who isn't satisfied until I look at everything, even if I've already seen it before. So I keep reading signs, searching under staircases, and checking out the inkblots in the insane asylum.
Now, in the asylum is a room with a dead guy. Dr. Killjoy, the boss of the area, appears to tell you that the poor guy couldn't handle what he saw in the ink. If you look at the paper during this scene, the paper is blank. I never realized that ink appears on it after he goes away.
Until last night, when I looked down and realized that it was there. Not only was it there but, from a certain angle, it looks like the face of a happy bat. So now all I can think is that the dead guy really hated Gen V, and tore his eyes out in frustration.
Also, since the ink shows up when Dr. Killjoy is standing over it, I can only assume he DREW the woobat. So, you know, he's obviously a fan.
THIS GAME IS NOW ABOUT POKEMON ELITISM. MY GOAL IS TO HELP DR. KILLJOY DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO HATE WOOBAT.
... This'll go into scraps soon. What is wrong with me?
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o.o im not sure i understand this.. since.. i was playing pkmn white a few mins ago..(and i do hate those woobats >.< hard to kill mofos)
but you did mentioned the suffering o.o on the artist co----...wait...head having issues with so much info
ill just go ahead and type this
THAT GUY DARK CIRCLES ARE HOT!!!
also, DEAD TO ALL WOOBATS >.<
but you did mentioned the suffering o.o on the artist co----...wait...head having issues with so much info
ill just go ahead and type this
THAT GUY DARK CIRCLES ARE HOT!!!
also, DEAD TO ALL WOOBATS >.<
Some of what I do is completely nonsensical. Don't mean for it to be. I am just BAD AT CONVEYING THINGS I FIND FUNNY, since nobody seems to play The Suffering but me. And I sometimes talk about that game way too much. :<
But the dark-circle guy is Torque. He's one of my favorite characters in anything ever.
But the dark-circle guy is Torque. He's one of my favorite characters in anything ever.
andokayyeahheisaprettyattractivefictionalcharacter
This made me laugh because although I've never played The Suffering, I know that after you've played enough Pokemon you really do see it in everything. I'm sure if I ever had to take a Rorschach test it'd just be like "...NIDOKING. LUVDISC. FLAFFY. TYRANITAR."
Also, this prompted me to do some Wiki research on The Suffering 'cause it's always interested me. After learning that the developers also made Drakan, my favorite derpy fantasy adventure game, I'm more inclined to check it out. I mean, Drakan is kind of a Soul Reaver/Tomb Raider/Morrowind rip off and laden with hilarious glitches but I LOVE IT SO. So uh, maybe it's time I give this game a chance.
Also, seems Surreal Software is located just 30 minutes South from where I live! Ahahah.
Also, this prompted me to do some Wiki research on The Suffering 'cause it's always interested me. After learning that the developers also made Drakan, my favorite derpy fantasy adventure game, I'm more inclined to check it out. I mean, Drakan is kind of a Soul Reaver/Tomb Raider/Morrowind rip off and laden with hilarious glitches but I LOVE IT SO. So uh, maybe it's time I give this game a chance.
Also, seems Surreal Software is located just 30 minutes South from where I live! Ahahah.
There was one that looked vaguely like the Stadium version of Sky Attack on the wall. I took to calling it the villain's Moltres poster. It makes me very, very happy.
And it is actually a really interesting game. Perhaps not perfect, but... it's kind of like a B-horror movie that is actually good? There is so much camp in the story (especially in the second game), but at the same time the main story is actually good, the characters are surprisingly developed for the most part, and the monsters are creepy as fuck. Also, Dr. Killjoy is arguably one of the best...
... Hell, I can't call him a villain. Spectator? Misguided Vincent Price impersonator? Basically, he's just awesome. ;-;
And it's pretty fun, too, though it takes me a while to readjust to the controls in the first one at times.
And it is actually a really interesting game. Perhaps not perfect, but... it's kind of like a B-horror movie that is actually good? There is so much camp in the story (especially in the second game), but at the same time the main story is actually good, the characters are surprisingly developed for the most part, and the monsters are creepy as fuck. Also, Dr. Killjoy is arguably one of the best...
... Hell, I can't call him a villain. Spectator? Misguided Vincent Price impersonator? Basically, he's just awesome. ;-;
And it's pretty fun, too, though it takes me a while to readjust to the controls in the first one at times.
That's how I feel about Drakan, ahah. It's campy, but I love the monsters and some of the characters, and it's not without its creepy moments. AND YOU GET A DRAGON.
I don't know why I never tried out The Suffering, I mean... Christ, I had an ad for it from a magazine decorating my wall for a good while. It had the stilt guys on it, I think they're neat.
I think I must've hit some high point of ~SURVIVAL HORROR ELITISM~ at one point and and decided against playing it because I thought it looked lame or something. But uh, nowadays I'll take anything over most new horror games coming out :c And camp is always good~
IF I PLAY IT, I'LL TELL YOU.
I don't know why I never tried out The Suffering, I mean... Christ, I had an ad for it from a magazine decorating my wall for a good while. It had the stilt guys on it, I think they're neat.
I think I must've hit some high point of ~SURVIVAL HORROR ELITISM~ at one point and and decided against playing it because I thought it looked lame or something. But uh, nowadays I'll take anything over most new horror games coming out :c And camp is always good~
IF I PLAY IT, I'LL TELL YOU.
I used to have the ad around here somewhere. I think I decorated a binder with it? No clue where it went, but I at least have the miniguide for the second game. It came with a friend's magazine in high school and he was like, "LOL, here. Take it."
AND SO I DID. It is full of art of the monsters and stuff. ;-;
The, uh, stilt guys? If you like them, you will def see enough of them. They literally drop out of the ceilings, jump out of bathroom stalls, climb down from every wall, jump over every fence. They even just jump out of holes in the ground like, "HAY WAT UP, G? LOL, JUST HERE TO KILL YOU. NO BIG D."
THEY ARE HORROR'S GOOMBAS.
I am in the minority that I like it better than most other horror games. I think part of it is that I really like Torque, and the other part is that he knows how to run. And jump. Mostly run. OH MY GOD, HE MOVES FASTER THAN A BRISK WALK. Or a not-even-that-brisk-walk (I am looking at you Fatal Frame >:C).
AND SO I DID. It is full of art of the monsters and stuff. ;-;
The, uh, stilt guys? If you like them, you will def see enough of them. They literally drop out of the ceilings, jump out of bathroom stalls, climb down from every wall, jump over every fence. They even just jump out of holes in the ground like, "HAY WAT UP, G? LOL, JUST HERE TO KILL YOU. NO BIG D."
THEY ARE HORROR'S GOOMBAS.
I am in the minority that I like it better than most other horror games. I think part of it is that I really like Torque, and the other part is that he knows how to run. And jump. Mostly run. OH MY GOD, HE MOVES FASTER THAN A BRISK WALK. Or a not-even-that-brisk-walk (I am looking at you Fatal Frame >:C).
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