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Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Deer
Size 2214 x 1664px
File Size 1.69 MB
Local man found dead today following the annual Deer Parade which traveled through the city center from noon to four pm this afternoon. Witnesses of the incident report the assailants were made up exclusively of a group of buxom does who were, as reports claim, "Sucking the life out of him" away from the main group of event-goers.
Police are still investigating the incident and have closed off the street until further notice, however they are asking anyone with information to please come forward if they believe they can help the investigation.
With Schmutzo 69 news, I'm a complete dumbass.
Police are still investigating the incident and have closed off the street until further notice, however they are asking anyone with information to please come forward if they believe they can help the investigation.
With Schmutzo 69 news, I'm a complete dumbass.
Summary:
Well developed, well nourished, male Vulpes vulpes, mid-twenties, presently unidentified. Cause of death was body-wide organ failure due to oxygen deprivation brought on by a sudden and extreme cardiogenic shock. There are multiple comminuted fractures to the pelvis, proximal right femur, and skull. The prostate is ruptured. Presence of female seminal fluid within the fur along the face, upper neck, loins, thighs, scrotum, and within the nasal cavity (DNA analysis still underway). There are smears of lipstick (of several different hues and shades) all along the body, but are notably concentrated along the muzzle, sternum, left pectoral, scrotum, and sheath.
Well developed, well nourished, male Vulpes vulpes, mid-twenties, presently unidentified. Cause of death was body-wide organ failure due to oxygen deprivation brought on by a sudden and extreme cardiogenic shock. There are multiple comminuted fractures to the pelvis, proximal right femur, and skull. The prostate is ruptured. Presence of female seminal fluid within the fur along the face, upper neck, loins, thighs, scrotum, and within the nasal cavity (DNA analysis still underway). There are smears of lipstick (of several different hues and shades) all along the body, but are notably concentrated along the muzzle, sternum, left pectoral, scrotum, and sheath.
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