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WARNING: I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT, IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM, PROMOTE HARASSMENT AND BULLYING, AS THEY VIOLATE FURAFFINITY'S TERMS OF SERVICE.
Despite splitting up in 2015, this boy band is still the most unoriginal, commercialized, mainstream piece of shit out these days. They dominate the radio with their godawful songs that suck harder than their fantards. Just as laughable as Avril Lavigne, Pink, Nickelback and Justin Bieber.
I'm not kidding. Their lyrics suck ass. All they sing about are girls and partying and how much love they want when they'll never get any love, as their love is solely focused on each other. They think they care about girls, but they don't. They care about money.
Their lyrics can best be described as done in the style of Avril Piece of Shit Lavigne and Taylor Swift, who also suck ass. Their producers can't write meaningful lyrics to save their life. Their final album, Made in the A.M., was a steaming pile of cowshit. All the songs were terrible and the lyrics sounded like a Starbucks coffee-addicted frat boy would write them. Way to go, John Ryan and Julian Bunetta, for not helping your boy band's shitty image by writing terrible lyrics.
Is this band still stuck in the seventh grade? Apparently so. Their fans are nothing but teeny boppers and 12-year-old gangsters who think this boy band is hardcore and like the childish, immature lyrics they shit out. And I'm not saying that all teen girls like One Direction or stereotyping them, and in fact, most of them are way smarter than the three members of One Direction are.
"What Makes You Beautiful" is one of the most uncreative pieces of shit I have ever heard and the music video is complete shit. Time to bring justice to the members of this shitty ass band.
Niall Horan: Niall was and will always be the face of the band. Niall sings shitty lyrics and tries way too hard to sound nurturing and sweet when he sings. Nobody above the age of 12 or 17 would like his shitty music, so he writes lyrics that appeal to teeny boppers. What a loser. He sucks at playing the guitar as well, as all he ever produces is a stale, ultra clean tone (with a tinge of overdrive here and there) with zero chorus or distortion. Also, you can never hear him. He sucks.
NO CLEAN GUITAR TONES ALLOWED. EVER. CLEAN GUITAR SOUNDS ARE STALE AND HARSH AND ONLY SOCCER MOMS LIKE THEM. ADDING A CHORUS TO THEM CAN ALSO MAKE IT UNSUITABLE FOR MOST PEOPLE. AVOID CLEAN TONES.
Zayn Malik: His hairstyle is stupid and I have never heard any creative melodies from him in a single One Direction song. In fact, all I've heard is him and Niall belting out the same three to four chords over and over again. That means this guy sucks. Also, when does he ever play any instruments in any One Direction song? Never. Lastly, we have…
Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson: The worst members of the band. Their hairstyles are even stupider than Zayn's hairstyle.
The only thing "hardcore" about this band and their film One Direction: This Is Us, which was supposed to be Michael Jackson's last concert (under the title of This Is It) but was saddly scrapped due to his death in 2009, is their amount of suckage.
This boy band makes iCarly look like an awesome show in comparison.
If you like this band, you have no creativity or personality. Well that's about all I have to say. Screw One Direction, screw Fall Out Boy, screw Hayley Williams, screw Justin Bieber, screw Avril Goddamn Lavigne, A.K.A Hannah Montana, screw Pink, screw Black Veil Brides, screw Taylor Swift, screw Simple Plan, screw Good Charlotte, screw Olivia Rodrigo, screw Panic! at the Disco, screw Avenged Sevenfold, screw Blink-182, screw scene kids, screw Nickelback, screw Creed, screw The Jonas Brothers, screw Miley Cyrus and screw Niall Horan.
Th-the-th-the-th-the-that's all, folks!
Despite splitting up in 2015, this boy band is still the most unoriginal, commercialized, mainstream piece of shit out these days. They dominate the radio with their godawful songs that suck harder than their fantards. Just as laughable as Avril Lavigne, Pink, Nickelback and Justin Bieber.
I'm not kidding. Their lyrics suck ass. All they sing about are girls and partying and how much love they want when they'll never get any love, as their love is solely focused on each other. They think they care about girls, but they don't. They care about money.
Their lyrics can best be described as done in the style of Avril Piece of Shit Lavigne and Taylor Swift, who also suck ass. Their producers can't write meaningful lyrics to save their life. Their final album, Made in the A.M., was a steaming pile of cowshit. All the songs were terrible and the lyrics sounded like a Starbucks coffee-addicted frat boy would write them. Way to go, John Ryan and Julian Bunetta, for not helping your boy band's shitty image by writing terrible lyrics.
Is this band still stuck in the seventh grade? Apparently so. Their fans are nothing but teeny boppers and 12-year-old gangsters who think this boy band is hardcore and like the childish, immature lyrics they shit out. And I'm not saying that all teen girls like One Direction or stereotyping them, and in fact, most of them are way smarter than the three members of One Direction are.
"What Makes You Beautiful" is one of the most uncreative pieces of shit I have ever heard and the music video is complete shit. Time to bring justice to the members of this shitty ass band.
Niall Horan: Niall was and will always be the face of the band. Niall sings shitty lyrics and tries way too hard to sound nurturing and sweet when he sings. Nobody above the age of 12 or 17 would like his shitty music, so he writes lyrics that appeal to teeny boppers. What a loser. He sucks at playing the guitar as well, as all he ever produces is a stale, ultra clean tone (with a tinge of overdrive here and there) with zero chorus or distortion. Also, you can never hear him. He sucks.
NO CLEAN GUITAR TONES ALLOWED. EVER. CLEAN GUITAR SOUNDS ARE STALE AND HARSH AND ONLY SOCCER MOMS LIKE THEM. ADDING A CHORUS TO THEM CAN ALSO MAKE IT UNSUITABLE FOR MOST PEOPLE. AVOID CLEAN TONES.
Zayn Malik: His hairstyle is stupid and I have never heard any creative melodies from him in a single One Direction song. In fact, all I've heard is him and Niall belting out the same three to four chords over and over again. That means this guy sucks. Also, when does he ever play any instruments in any One Direction song? Never. Lastly, we have…
Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson: The worst members of the band. Their hairstyles are even stupider than Zayn's hairstyle.
The only thing "hardcore" about this band and their film One Direction: This Is Us, which was supposed to be Michael Jackson's last concert (under the title of This Is It) but was saddly scrapped due to his death in 2009, is their amount of suckage.
This boy band makes iCarly look like an awesome show in comparison.
If you like this band, you have no creativity or personality. Well that's about all I have to say. Screw One Direction, screw Fall Out Boy, screw Hayley Williams, screw Justin Bieber, screw Avril Goddamn Lavigne, A.K.A Hannah Montana, screw Pink, screw Black Veil Brides, screw Taylor Swift, screw Simple Plan, screw Good Charlotte, screw Olivia Rodrigo, screw Panic! at the Disco, screw Avenged Sevenfold, screw Blink-182, screw scene kids, screw Nickelback, screw Creed, screw The Jonas Brothers, screw Miley Cyrus and screw Niall Horan.
Th-the-th-the-th-the-that's all, folks!
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