So at the office there were costume contests for Halloween, Easter and Christmas where Jayne and I worked. I convinced her that we should make a costume of a giant stocking like Marilyn Monroe was in. She said yes, thinking it would be a type of dress she could wear and walk in. I told her she would love it. Well, the day came, and at her desk I had her take off her shoes, close her eyes, and I put her feet in the lycra stocking I had specially made. Then I told her to stand up and put her hands behind her back. When she did so, I quickly pulled it up to her shoulders, then chin, then put the fuzzy top over her head and attached it to the snaps on the lycra. It was embroidered with her name on it.

I pushed her back onto her desk, and that was that. The judges came around and were quite surprised by her outfit. They awarded her 3rd place. Best part was all the winners had to stay at their seats while those of us who wanted to could go check out the costumes. Jayne was NOT happy about any of this.