"¿Que? ¿Acaso no lo conoces? ¿Cómo no conocerlo? Él es el famoso Conde Patula, quien desciende de una larga línea de vampiros. Su programa es el mas popular de toda Transilvania y todos lo aman. Y esta muy dispuesto en darte su autógrafo y quizás convertirte en unos de sus sirvientes zombie vegetal."

No se si le atine a la palabra pero es lo que hay jaja

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"What? You don't know him? How could you not know him? He is the famous Count Patula, who descends from a long line of vampires. His show is the most popular in all of Transylvania and everyone loves him. And he is very willing to give you his autograph and maybe turn you into one of his zombie plant servants."

I don't know if he got the word right but it is what it is haha