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WHAM! A giant anvil SLAMS the goat to the ground, pinning the goat. "Dangit, I coulda sworn that would get him! If only..."
'...if only, what?' He thought. There was some sort of convoluted plot he had concocted that would ultimately knock the remote back into his hands and make everything right as rain, but... he couldn't recall it anymore. There was no need to, the plot was already finished- no one cares about the specifics, just that it gets a laugh. But, but he didn't want to get a laugh! He wanted to get back to normal! He wasn't a toon, he was real!
Real...
A wave of lucidity hit him like a truck. "I need to get help. From real people." There was a part of him saying that would be boring, that it wouldn't be fair, or satisfying... but somewhere deep down, he knew that if he kept this up he'd never win. It always failed, always returned to the status quo- almost like a car...toon...
He could feel his head splitting. He was thinking things a toon shouldn't. B-but he had to focus! 'Real people... call 911 for help... and then someone comes and helps, and the situation gets resolved, with no funny business. That's... what I need right now.' He whipped out his phone (wait, where..? He doesn't wear pants anymore... d-don't get distracted!) and dialed in the three numbers...
But in the blink of an eye it was gone. He looked frantically around before a very familiar orange tail swished into view. "I'll admit, this time you've surprised me." The fox said in an uncharacteristically serious tone- most of the time there was an air of snide superiority, but today... "No toon would ever in a million years do... this." He sneered at the number.
"So there's still the 'real' you bouncing around in there somewhere... interesting. Not that I'm a researcher or anything, but this is a problem. What to do..." He looked genuinely deep in thought for once. And that phone was so tantalizingly close...
The goat reached for it- but it was yanked away just at the last minute. "G-give it back!" He whined. The fox glanced at the goat, then the phone, then back again as his signature smirk began to creep back up on his face.
"I don't think I will~"
"Give it backkk!!" He flailed his little legs, still trapped under the anvil, as the devious fox kept the machine just out of reach.
"Oop! Almost had it that time. Coulda gotten help with that call~" (Just a little more...)
"I'm serious, give it back! I need that! Nghhhh..!" As he fluttered his legs, a little cartoon dust cloud started to kick up.
Seeing that, the fox's sly smile unfurled into a downright malicious grin. "Oh yeah~? And what do you need it for, hm~?"
"I-I dunno, using my phone and stuff, and calling people?" It felt like he was forgetting something else... well, whatever, he could remember it once he had his phone back!
"Hmmm... that's fair."
"So can I have it back now..?" The goat pleaded hopefully.
"Mmm... nope!" The fox snickered.
"Come onnnnn, you meanie!"
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More of this guy! I have something pretty big planned with him coming soon, so stay 'tooned'! Hehe
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'...if only, what?' He thought. There was some sort of convoluted plot he had concocted that would ultimately knock the remote back into his hands and make everything right as rain, but... he couldn't recall it anymore. There was no need to, the plot was already finished- no one cares about the specifics, just that it gets a laugh. But, but he didn't want to get a laugh! He wanted to get back to normal! He wasn't a toon, he was real!
Real...
A wave of lucidity hit him like a truck. "I need to get help. From real people." There was a part of him saying that would be boring, that it wouldn't be fair, or satisfying... but somewhere deep down, he knew that if he kept this up he'd never win. It always failed, always returned to the status quo- almost like a car...toon...
He could feel his head splitting. He was thinking things a toon shouldn't. B-but he had to focus! 'Real people... call 911 for help... and then someone comes and helps, and the situation gets resolved, with no funny business. That's... what I need right now.' He whipped out his phone (wait, where..? He doesn't wear pants anymore... d-don't get distracted!) and dialed in the three numbers...
But in the blink of an eye it was gone. He looked frantically around before a very familiar orange tail swished into view. "I'll admit, this time you've surprised me." The fox said in an uncharacteristically serious tone- most of the time there was an air of snide superiority, but today... "No toon would ever in a million years do... this." He sneered at the number.
"So there's still the 'real' you bouncing around in there somewhere... interesting. Not that I'm a researcher or anything, but this is a problem. What to do..." He looked genuinely deep in thought for once. And that phone was so tantalizingly close...
The goat reached for it- but it was yanked away just at the last minute. "G-give it back!" He whined. The fox glanced at the goat, then the phone, then back again as his signature smirk began to creep back up on his face.
"I don't think I will~"
"Give it backkk!!" He flailed his little legs, still trapped under the anvil, as the devious fox kept the machine just out of reach.
"Oop! Almost had it that time. Coulda gotten help with that call~" (Just a little more...)
"I'm serious, give it back! I need that! Nghhhh..!" As he fluttered his legs, a little cartoon dust cloud started to kick up.
Seeing that, the fox's sly smile unfurled into a downright malicious grin. "Oh yeah~? And what do you need it for, hm~?"
"I-I dunno, using my phone and stuff, and calling people?" It felt like he was forgetting something else... well, whatever, he could remember it once he had his phone back!
"Hmmm... that's fair."
"So can I have it back now..?" The goat pleaded hopefully.
"Mmm... nope!" The fox snickered.
"Come onnnnn, you meanie!"
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More of this guy! I have something pretty big planned with him coming soon, so stay 'tooned'! Hehe
CLICK HERE to see the original!
Full resolution image HERE
Art by

Colors by me
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
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Size 1920 x 1920px
File Size 1.61 MB
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