Ever wanted to be a reindeer? Ever wanted ot be a reindeer with a gigantic ground-grazing belly and doorframe-fillung rump? Well, now's your chance, and just in time for Christmas!

Regardless of species, you'll be magically transformed into your ideal reindeer self, and can choose from the provided butt-decorations, come up with your own, or leave it out entirely if you prefer a more *simple* view~

Price is $50, and I won't be filling more than 10 slots to ensure they're done before the new year.