Video to go along with this: https://youtu.be/wtM1-1GFtyk?si=vT2pBv6wvoR7b-_d

Parody Lyrics:

You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most (infamous) reindeer of all?
(Gulper swallows Rudolph)
(Reindeer scream and run)

Gulper The Glutton Reindeer
Had a very slimy mouth
And if you ever got near
There would be no way out

All of the other reindeer
Used to run away in fear
So Santa banished Gulper
On the coldest time of year

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Vortex came to say
"Gulper with your apatite
Let's get some revenge tonight"

Then all the reindeer scattered
Some were swallowed down with ease
(Yummy!)
Gulper The Glutton reindeer
You'll go down in infamy

Dr. Vortex: This is a true story you know...
Krystal: Come on boss... It's a funny parody, but there's no such thing as a... "Vore Reindeer"
Dr. Vortex: Oh really? Gulper! Come here please!
(Galloping sounds)
Krystal: Oh. Fuck.