Every author has to eventually show herself, I'm no exception. Hi! I'm your author for today! What? I know I'm pretty... BIG... but that's okay, right? I know I'm kinda a bit much, but that just means there's more of me to love... and to hug... and get squished by or squished into... but that's okay, right?

Oh? Right, yeah, I'm the one who does all the documenting of the troubles that Scrabble and the others get into. The actual author... which means I guess now I'm the one on the line with them getting going on their stories! Wait, what do you mean that gets me into smutty situations? And do what with the what? O-ooooh.... >//<... gosh.

Oh, right... yeah, I guess I'm pretty big... and big boned. I'm pretty squishy, but it's a lot less fat that you'd think. Good for laying against, but don't try to struggle when I hug you tight... the last poor guy just kinda wriggled helplessly... I've got a lot of muscle that just sort of goes soft when I'm not using it... I saw someone nearly disappear into my side one time... Just their snoot and their paw poking out at the end. Was a real pain to help them back out... I don't want to talk about the other ones...

My spots? Yeah, I sort of got experimented on. I was at one of those 'OC Daycares' and got mixed with a bit of Latias genetics... and cow... mmmooooo... ones as well. The wings tend to pop up when I'm flustered. Which is more often than I like... too easy of a tell. I can fly, too. Technically. More... hover with the bit of self-telekinesis it gives, but it helps get me out of awkward situations, like getting myself huff-sunk in quick-stuff up to my nose. Oh gosh...

I'm generally around, lurking and watching whenever something is going on. Not interferring, of course. No, I don't have a 'Smut Note'... hahahaha, please shut up, that doesn't exist and you didn't see anything. I just obsessively record everything for posterity so that you get to know what'll happen. And get myself into all the situations so that I get to experience all the... oh... oh my... Yes, that... and a little bit of that, and t-that... mooooo! Hey, none of that!

What? I'm being excessively friendly? I mean, you are my audience, I have to be open with you instead of hiding and lurking. I'm trying my best, this is all pretty awkward and confusing and I just want to get back to being obsessive over all the little details. I... yes, you're my little pogchamps, get hugged... You can use me as a hugging fort. N-yes, you can see my udder in a bit. O-oh... yeah, I guess lots of hugs are nice... this is all getting to be a bit much... h-hey! We can't discuss that here, this is my SFW reference! No! No! Shoo! Bad patron! You're not supposed to openly lood me on SFW marked stuff!



Stats:
Height: 6'7" (Approximately 201 cm)
Weight: 1262 lbs (Approximately 572 kg)
Fur: Hot Pink (Wings) Fading into Dusty Pastel Pink (Top), Whitish-Pink to White (Belly to 'Socks'), with Blues (her 'spots')
Eyes: Aqua Blue
Hair/Mane: Hot Pink
Most Common Outfit: Denim Vest over Cream-White Long Sleeve Shirt, with silver and turquoise jewelry

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Patron Reward for me done by  flippin-rad, as based off of an adopt I accidentally won from  teh_evil_tigress ( https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59251440/ )! Incorporated an older char I didn't use very much at all, along with bits of Scrabble. Much of this is due to Scrabble being about to be used in works that will breach beyond furry circles, so looking to make someone who's a little closer to me and whom can stand in without trouble. Also, she is generally a little closer to me in all the best ways. Just don't let her have the Smut Note. Oh... she already has it?

itaku Posting: https://itaku.ee/images/1017636
sofurry Posting: https://www.sofurry.com/view/2217666

Udder Alt: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59425185/