Azallea just came out of her latest gig that seemed to pay well, but then some miscreant runs off with her guitar!

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I've always wanted to write a sort of CYOA styled story to post on one of these sites and here we are! The protagonist   heiwana even had to answer these questions to... less than spectacular results. Maybe you can do better although these questions are tough and likely you don't know them unless you know me in other circles. In the spoilers I'll provide cheats on the non-squish answers to those who simply want to move along the story. Mars Quest

- Deadliest Deity
- Mars Quest
- God or no Dog?
- Fiend Feud