"Looking for new investment opportunities? Wish to contribute to the betterment of humanity? Here at PenWare Co, We offer just that. We ideate, we innovate, we move forward! We have a variety of products to help you across all sorts of mediums. Try our anti-aging cream! Stay young and look your best at 20 years old! Need to get some cheese? Our cheese shops can offer just that, cheese of all varieties! We even accept relationship management, where we'll manage relationships for you! Here at PenWare Co, we believe that you deserve your best. We'll deal with the pythons in the weeds for you. Wish to join our talent? Well we're hiring right now! So come to PenWare Co. today! And we'll be seeing you at the front door."

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PenWare Co. is the collective agoniform of corporations. Made up of the buildings, the televised mascots, the Pennypincher, and all the many workers in it. Each one is a living being in their own right, mimicking the way businesses on Earth operate. It is said that it only appears every once in a while.