When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in it's eyes and scream "NOT TODAY, MOTHER FUCKER"

But Life runs fast for a fat man. :<

Tase the mother fucker. >:c

And if you need someone to cry or swear up a storm to, I'm here for ya <3

I'll be fine, but thanks for the offer. :3

I'm just having an extraordinarily frustrating... extended period of time. Wanna say week, but it ain't been a whole week yet, hahaha.

Throw lemons at him. >:(

HURLING LEMONS FOREVER.

:C

I like this, but :C

(...This reminds me that I have lemons in the fridge, though.)

I have lemons in a basket on my stove. I bought them to make lemon soda with, but then I ran out of the syrup I put in it.

... Life stole my syrup, too. >:\

...Life might be having some kind of party right now, if they needed both the juicer AND the syrup.

You should give them some lemons.

No, fuck life. It ain't gettin' jack from me until I get my juicer back. That thing was expensive. >:C

<portal>

When Life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.

Get mad. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

Demand to see Life's manager! Make Life RUE the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

WITH THE LEMONS.

I'M GOING TO HAVE MY ENGINEERS INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN.


</portal>

Haha, I've never played Portal. I just happen to like the ending song from the second one. :B

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, TRY TO MAKE LEMONADE.


UNFORTUNATELY, LIFE WOULD ALSO NEED TO GIVE YOU SUGAR.



ENJOY YOUR LEMON JUICE.

I like lemon juice. Especially with club soda. :<

Down here in Floridaland, some of the restaurants actually have little ketchup packets filled with lemon juice.

Oh god, I used to get those at seafood places. I WOULD DRINK THEM ON THEIR OWN.

So good. ;-;





Also, putting them in Coke is nice.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon battery to replace the NiCd one in its pacemaker. The irony will certainly not be lost.

Oh man i love Nirva. They are so underground

Eh. Couldn't fit it all on there.

Probably accurate, though. I've had that shirt since high school and spilled cleaning solution on it while at work, once. It's basically a mess of holes and bleach stains that I wear to clean in, haha.

Nah it's okay. :) It looks good. And besides, now you're not going to get sued. :3


Oh my god.


A furry that cleans D: D:

YES A FURRY THAT CLEANS although the room I stay in currently looks like a hurricane went through it. It's equal parts bedroom and universal storage room, so I have a bunch of boxes of things I don't want or need that aren't mine that... I have no idea what to do with it.

I feel trapped. So very, very trapped. Especially since I have to make it WORSE by moving the boxes to drag out a desk to make room for a couch.

you clearly need to jam a lemon into life's tailpipe, then when they get out to see why their car stalled, you start to pummel them with a sack filled with the rest of the lemons.

What if Life drives an electric?

then stuff the lemons down life throat

no juicer? make lemowine.

Or just go buy a box of wine like the classy chick I am.

Awww. Nice work though.

Thank-you. :3

Yer welcome.

Cheer up! You have a floofy tail!

And, you know what? Pretend that you love the lemons! Use reverse psychology on life!

The thing is, I actually love lemons, hahaha. I could eat them on their own forever. They are delicious.

A more suiting analogy for me would be something like, "When life gives you grapefruit."

I love lemons as well! Not many people like them on their own~

I've never had grapefruit, but I don't really like grapefruit juice

*ultra-hugs* <3
Do you have a grater? Lemon zest is great for baking!

Ahahaha, FUNNY THING is that in real life the oven in this house has been broken for almost six years. Nobody can afford to fix it, so it STAYS broken.

WE BAKE IN A CONVENTIONAL OVEN, and I have learned to make brownies in the microwave.

Omfg is it the brownies in a cup recipe? Because those are delicious. <3

YES IT IS. Best thing EVER. ;-;

I LOVE IT SO BUT LOST THE RECIPE. ;;

Flour, sugar, hot chocolate mix, an egg, milk, oil, and a microwave. I don't really use, uh... measurements when I cook, otherwise I'd tell you the exact recipe.

when life gives you lemons, make grapejuice and let the world wonder how you did it!

I am a great magician. |3

I always have a hard time with these analogies because I'd just eat the lemons. =\

I'm told most people don't do this.

Yeah, I'm pretty much the same way. Replace lemons with grapefruit and I... would probably still be extremely disgusted even after the whole "make grapefruit juice" thing.

Can't help ya there. I eat those, too.

Without sugar. Though they are better without. :U

fffffff WITH. I MEANT WITH.

I know that feel bro.

Luckily, I am running on stress over the fact ac is in three days and I have a fursuit to finish.

You can do it. I believe. ;~;

I am doing furring tonight, universally agreed to be the most harrowing part of fursuiting.