I started making this in November, when I was in the thick of exams. I'll never get to finish it but I may as well post as a scrap!
There was more to it but the gist was ->> I was too lazy to make a proper lunch, so I took bread, cheese, and sauerkraut (which I'd never had before) and made a sandwich. Never bloated that dramatically in my life, holy shit.
It was not repeatable, so I don't know what was going on in my gut that day - definitely distracted me from my work when my laptop was lifting off my lap P:

(i passed exams and have graduated!)