(Like all my other FF arts going forward, alts are available on DA!)

The second day of Funky February has begun, how have your locks been growing in thus far?~ Its okay if they're still small, they still have plenty of time to grow, now lets look at three who have all the time in the world, at least in a sense~
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LOADING....
I.O. RECORDS LOADED.

ISLAND ITERATION: 6
PHASE: 1
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>Loop Anomaly E-1

Something odd happened on careful inspection of this loop. Most events were fairly standard for a loop except for one tiny thing. A rift anomaly ended up occuring, but the only thing that came out was...a Boogie Bomb. Not just any though, an Uncommon Boogie Bomb. I hadn't seen those things in ages!
...Mostly because they were recalled fairly quickly, heard something would happen once their internal parts whittled down, usage of them would come with...side effects, or so I've been told.

The group that found it was a trio of Loopers, Individual-2210("Meow-Skulls"), Individual-4613("Kimiko Five-Tails"), and Individual-2700("Raven Team Leader").
Defective Boogie Bomb detonated immediately upon attempt to prime it, exploded into a sparkle of light.
When the dust settled, hair of all 3 loopers had swelled dramatically, both head and body hair, creating two perfectly round balls of fluffed hair. Individuals were eliminated swiftly after.
...Strange.
>Loop Anomaly E-2

This is weird. New loop, everything SHOULD be reset...
...but they aren't. The individuals, not only is their hair still...like that, but it looks to have grown considerably LARGER. A full foot in all directions. Not only that, but they still appear to be under the bomb's standard effect, dancing uncontrollably, despite their limbs' engulfment.

Was eliminated fairly quickly again, but this could prove concerning, it should go without saying that what happens in a loop should NOT carry over into the next.
>Loop Anomaly E-5

This is getting pretty bad, needless to say, though it is utterly captivating. Primary effect of the Boogie Bomb is still active, and individuals affected have grown to approximately triple their original size, but they are no longer immobile, far from it. I'm not sure how though. How could they move with such dense, heavy hair...?

This is clearly worth observing still, will continue writing until a consensus is agreed upon.
>Loop Anomaly E-7

Individuals are now approximately big enough to fill a building, another interesting effect has come to fruition. Individuals have started growing considerable facial hair, though it seems to be composed of the same incredibly dense hair as the masses engulfing the rest of their bodies, more soft than coarse. Despite all 3 subjects being biologically female...
>Loop Anomaly E-10
Individuals fill approximately now one full "PoI", density has reached a point in which bullets are no longer effective, allowing them to last far longer, I can now see that their hair is not only growing between loops, but is also growing DURING loops. Subjects gained approximately 20% more mass by the end of the loop. Movements detected in facial hair also seems to suggest potential control over the mass...
>Loop Anomaly E-13
Its getting hard to see alot of things when observing these three, their mass is so unfathomably big that they cover almost the entire viewpoint when going through loop replays... If this keeps up, they might end up growing to the point in which they escape the loop simply through outgrowing the island. If that were to happen...we would have to step in immediately. who knows what could happen if their curls gained control over the Zero Point before we could.
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>Delete All

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...A thick, incredibly soft, shadowy mustache-arm would type~
>Yes

"Hooo~ Well thats been taken care of, looks like we managed to get these before anyone else there could see 'em~"
A heavily deepened, funkified voice spoke out.
"They've got a good point, though, what WOULD happen if we got the Zero Point?~"
Another deep, funky voice spoke out.
"...Why don't we find out?~"

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I don't know much Fortnite lore actually almost all of this is just from a friend and me playing the game for like 2 seasons in 2023 I just think the furry characters in it are hot >w>