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These things usually cost around 200 dollars, what a steal!
Google "falcon copulation hat" at your own risk. If you don't wanna know, please stop reading right here.
I know this thing is made to intercept falcon semen, but I thought it would be funny if female falcons had this fetish too.
Alternative ending: Velocitas violently rips off her clothes and pounces on her python boyfriend. Or maybe that's what happens 5 seconds after my ending here.
Learning about wildlife's fetishes is hilarious, especially on birds. Did you know that male ostriches tend to courtship-dance to humans because they find us furless primates sexier than their own species for some reason? It's a real problem for ostrich farmers, that's why they don't allow visitors during mating season, haha.
Makes me wonder whether Tyrannosauruses courtship-danced to another species too.
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Google "falcon copulation hat" at your own risk. If you don't wanna know, please stop reading right here.
I know this thing is made to intercept falcon semen, but I thought it would be funny if female falcons had this fetish too.
Alternative ending: Velocitas violently rips off her clothes and pounces on her python boyfriend. Or maybe that's what happens 5 seconds after my ending here.
Learning about wildlife's fetishes is hilarious, especially on birds. Did you know that male ostriches tend to courtship-dance to humans because they find us furless primates sexier than their own species for some reason? It's a real problem for ostrich farmers, that's why they don't allow visitors during mating season, haha.
Makes me wonder whether Tyrannosauruses courtship-danced to another species too.
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Riseos belongs to
Velocitas belongs to
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
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Size 1100 x 1049px
File Size 2.2 MB
I came across more information on this.
Basically, falcons can get sexually attracted to the person/falconeer they bonded with growing up as young animals. This can happen among other pets too, the most common example being a dog that tries to hump your leg.
And this is the reason their male falcons don't really mate with female falcons anymore, and the species is starting to die out. That's why they have to help them out like this instead. "Okay, my falcon wants to fuck ME, but YOU can still have his semen! :D"
It's quite weird.
Also lowkey prostitute-falconeer when I think about it, lmao.
Basically, falcons can get sexually attracted to the person/falconeer they bonded with growing up as young animals. This can happen among other pets too, the most common example being a dog that tries to hump your leg.
And this is the reason their male falcons don't really mate with female falcons anymore, and the species is starting to die out. That's why they have to help them out like this instead. "Okay, my falcon wants to fuck ME, but YOU can still have his semen! :D"
It's quite weird.
Also lowkey prostitute-falconeer when I think about it, lmao.
In my experience, sometimes special stuff ends up in a secondhand store because the original owner died, and their family doesn't know the value of all their belongings. So instead of selling it, they donate it to secondhand stores. Especially considering few people know what that hat is, at all. How do you even explain this part of your job? lmao "I make my falcon jerk off on my head in order to collect his semen and save the species, it's not a kink, mom!"
Oh, very good point. I remember this one time I went to a vintage mall to go thrift shopping and I saw somebody's framed law degree from when they graduated in 1980. That made me a little sad! D:
If I saw a falcon semen-collecting hat, I definitely would've thought it was some kind of weird makeup brush cleaner. But now I know better! =:P
If I saw a falcon semen-collecting hat, I definitely would've thought it was some kind of weird makeup brush cleaner. But now I know better! =:P
Aw man, that's sad indeed!
Last year or so there was something in my neighborhood... I don't know what to call it in English... imagine a garage sale, except you can enter the whole house, not just the garage, and every single thing you see is for sale. Furniture and small things (prepared for sale). They did that because an old widow living alone in that house had finally died, and her adult kids couldn't afford the house and decided to rent it out instead (or sell it off, I forgot), and tried selling most of her stuff in that house during one weekend, and then threw away the rest that didn't get sold. Things like that make you realize the meaning of mortality.
Oh, I definitely wouldn't have recognized that falcon cum hat, either! Only wrong guesses. Like assuming it's a tool for tailors or hatters or something.
Last year or so there was something in my neighborhood... I don't know what to call it in English... imagine a garage sale, except you can enter the whole house, not just the garage, and every single thing you see is for sale. Furniture and small things (prepared for sale). They did that because an old widow living alone in that house had finally died, and her adult kids couldn't afford the house and decided to rent it out instead (or sell it off, I forgot), and tried selling most of her stuff in that house during one weekend, and then threw away the rest that didn't get sold. Things like that make you realize the meaning of mortality.
Oh, I definitely wouldn't have recognized that falcon cum hat, either! Only wrong guesses. Like assuming it's a tool for tailors or hatters or something.
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