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While the 6th may be a sign of bad luck for some, its certainly anything but when it comes to Funky February, where no day is bad, and every moment of growth is utterly heavenly, no matter what, how, or today, WHEN it happens~

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"Just one more, and my collection will be complete~"
A smug bat thief proclaimed to herself as she grabbed the penultimate jewel she had just obtained.

Rouge was no stranger to taking things that didn't belong to her, especially if those things happened to be either A. Shiny, B. Artifacts of incredible power, or C. Both. So when Little Planet had finally made its' yearly appearance, she could spring a heist she had been wanting to do ever since she became trained in the art of thievery, stealing the fabled Time Stones!~

Cut to now, and she had 6 out of 7 already, she could feel them pulsing with power, her mind was racing with the possibilities that they presented for her once all seven were obtained. The past and future would be just an open book as the present!
...and so, after a short trek through Quartz Quadrant and a brief scuffle in the bizarre realm the Time Stones hide away in, all seven were finally hers for the taking, though she may not have realized just what that may entail until their powers activated~

Instantly, all seven began to float, one remaining motionless, as the others began to orbit it. Projections of a clock hand appeared before her, this was it! She had to test this power before returning to normal reality, and so, out of curiosity with testing this power, she began to push it forward...~
...unaware that in a timeless realm such as this, the only thing that would age would be her, or more accurately, her hair~

As she sat there, speeding up the clock faster and faster, her head began to grow heavy and comfortable, it wasn't until she looked up that she realized that her smooth white fur had ballooned out into a MASSIVE afro, engulfing most of her head! The shock didn't last long, however, as the realization hit her in an instant, she had been given eternal youth, yet a part of her was still aging...and if aging felt this good? Well...she had to see just how far it could be pushed, THEN she could get to her plans~

Further and further she pushed it, time accelerating faster and faster as her afro grew to such massive, insane sizes, her tight suit exploding off of her into tatters and ribbons as her body hair condensed into an incredibly huge, dense afro daruma, she could no longer control the flow of time...at least for now, as something to replace her sunken limbs was about to grow forth~

A mustache and beard combo POOFED forth, defying logic and reason for the sake of maddening comfort and softness, her 'stache made that of a certain doctor's look like peach fuzz by comparison, and not only was it comfortable, it was useful too, able to be bent and curled like the tendrils of a great funky sea kraken, she could use them better than she could ever have used her arms!~

Realizing the power she now held, she stuffed each time stone into her afro for safekeeping, and prepared to leave the Special Stage, she knew exactly what she was going to do~
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Grow over EVERYTHING, wrap her hair around every building, mountain, and cliff on the planet to make the world know about the thief who stole time itself~
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Uhhhhhhhhh jewels
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