SQUARK!

Doodoo Bird stands dopey and triumphant. All flee from its odor.


True History
‎1598 ADD: Portuguese sailors sailing through Virginia discovered a previously unknown stank-ass bird. Having been isolated for its effervescence from contact with humanity, the doodoo greeted the new visitors with a child-like ignorance of its gagging perfumage. The sailors mistook the harsh olfactation of the doodoo as an attack. They dubbed the bird "doodoo" (meaning "faeces"). Those doodoo that survived the ensuing holocaust haunt the Interstate system of Virginia, reeking havoc on noses of unwary travelers. Live birds are never seen in the wild, leading some to believe it to be ex-stank-ed.