Maintaining an absolute monarchy is hard work, hard work that the big gluttonous cats are too lazy to do. Especially when some techy mi- I mean Duke Dorian Felini invented the internet, ahem, the felinet, I'm sorry PLEASE DON"T EAT MEEEE!

Well, someone needs to moderate and control the new technology, to make sure it's not used by the enemies of our great house Felini. And as centuries of experience has shown us, a few pieces of cat food terrified for their lives can do the hardest of tasks, as long as there are enough of them. And only three will be necessary. Well, only three will be necessary to properly stuff Duke Dorian, that's for sure :3.

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This is my first story I published in this setting. I haven't quite introduced it properly here, but I certainly plan to expand on it as time passes. It's one of those things I've had in my mind for a while, included in roleplays occasionally, and only now put the words to hard disk and published it here. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoy coming up with these crazy ideas.