G'day, my name is Steve Furwin and today I found myself the rare, endangered species of twoiticus gryphonous. Otherwise known as

I managed to capture this strange creature just before it scurried away back to its den to feed upon the blood of Internet-trolls. He's the last of his kind. I suspect that is because the species is highly comprised of homosexuals.

In any event, I took it upon myself to document myself alongside what may be the last of his kind. To show my love and care and hope that he brings us many years of joy.

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