It's Spring Break in Zootopia! Which means one thing for me, my winter coat is finally done shedding! Oh my God, it feels so good not to be so... fluffy. I'm ready to enjoy the trails of the Meadowlands now that all the snow is gone. But I might've needed to double check if my button up from last season still actually fit me.

I mean it felt snug when I left my flat so I just elected to undo the buttons and let my gut hang out and nearly touch the steering wheel as I drive. But getting out of my car and buttoning it back up, it dawned on me, I've gained weight. Well, even more weight over the winter. I mean, I shouldn't be too surprised. I eat a lot while I'm gaming and/or livestreaming, Nick and Judy did invite me to a Christmas party with a lot of tasty entrées, New Year's I just ate butter and watched a movie timed in accordance with striking midnight, Valentine's I livestreamed some more and ate loads of chocolate...

Okay, I can see how I may have gained a little, but at least I shed my winter coat.

WAIT! I DIDN'T EAT BUTTER FIR NEW YEAR'S! IT WAS BUTTER POPCORN! IT WAS DELICIOUS AND- wait... NOW IM MAKING MYSELF HUNGRY!

Ok, forget the trail. I've gotta go to Savanah Central and buy some new clothes. Maybe just Drifits this time. No button ups.

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Fat Raph shed his winter coat, but somehow got even bigger. Thank you to  Wolf7777777 for the wonderful YCH!

Artist:  Wolf7777777