A challenge from my brother to write a song under the theme, "Satan's Corncob Holders" The not-yet-recorded lyrics are about a guy who fucked up in life and can only make things worse for himself. Feel free to do them yourself! :3

VERSE 1:
There was a big party at my house and I invited all of my friends
Nobody came to the party at my house because I don't have any friends
So I went out and robbed a gas station to help me get under the lens
Because everyone knows the means are always justified by the ends
I got about fourty dollars and the cops chased around the bends
They caught me sleeping in a cheap motel on the very next weekend
After thirty days community service, I went and robbed the place again
I only did it so I could afford to buy drugs for my burnout friends
CHORUS
I'm impaled on Satan's corncob holders
Only a matter of time until I'm one among his soldiers
I do things I don't want to do because I'm only getting older
But I don't care 'cause beauty's in the eye of the beholder

Made by me fucking around in Frooty Loops.