Ask your doctor about crazy pills. He'll tell you you don't need them. Do not take with food. No, wait, do take with food. Do not operate heavy machinery. Side effects may include numbness and/or tingling in extremities, dizziness, silliness, or simultaneous loss and gain of appetite. Do not take crazy pills if allergic to crazy pills, which you should somehow know. Discontinue use if Finnegan's Wake or Waiting For Godot starts to make sense. We're Beatrice.