list is super unorganized

when it turns dusk: "What a pretty sunset."
battle cry or whatever characters shout when they're attacking: "Come at me!"
hound: "Ah! That dog's got a bit more bite than usual..."
skeleton: "Huh... what a weird skull."
!burnt skeleton: "What a fate."
axe: "I should avoid touching that blade."
spider: "Why are they bigger here??? And where are two of it's legs and eyes???"
razor: "I wish I had a beard..."
campfire and fire pit: "Not a checkpoint?"
out firepit: "Weird. These usually stay on forever."
science machine: "Interesting how things work around here."
freezing: "Brrrrrrr....."
+overheating: "Whew, I should get under something."
+slightly wet (in the water way): "Should be nothing to worry about."
+slightly more wet: "A weird feeling.."
+halfway to 100 wetness meter: "Feels like getting pushed into the ocean."
+100 wetness meter: "Uncomfortably soaked..."
deerclops spawning: "Eep! What was that??"
inspecting deerclops: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
crock pot: "I've never cooked something before, but shouldn't be too hard..."
wet goop (the thing that pops out of a crock pot when u put in an invalid recipe): "Gross. Nevermind."
beehive: "I should stay away from that if I don't want to get pricked... again..."
bee: "Don't sting me. I don't need the air, thank you."
killer bee: "AAH!"
spear: "I don't see why I can't just punch my foes."
low hunger: "I could really go for something to eat right now..."
grass suit: "Itchy."
in complete darkness, while being stalked by the grue/Charlie: "Something tells me I should find some light, right now."
attacked by grue/Charlie: "YEWOUCHHH!"
garland: "I remember Yisya used to make a lot of these."
+rain hat: "I wonder how this fits over my horns."
deerclops eyeball: "..."
life-giving amulet: "I feel like I can fight anything in the world when I put this on!"
nightmare amulet: "N-no thanks."
gold: "Shiny!"
tentacle: "I'm in for a bad time if that thing hits me."
inspecting maxwell: "The owner of that voice."
pig: "How'd they get here too???"
beefalo: "Gag!" (most of the other characters talk about it's smell so it must smell SUPER bad)
merm: "Is that really what merpeople look like?"
pan flute: "Holding it makes me want a nap."
chester: "What a cutie!"
mactusk: "What a impressive mustache..."
+moose/goose: "M....goose?"
treeguard: "I'm sorry!"
log suit: "Splintery."
dark sword: "My body screams at me to drop it."
meaty stew: "Mmmm!"
hammer: "Hammer!"
endo fire: "Whaaaaa?"
blue mushroom cap: "Just smelling it makes me see things..."
healing salve: "Hope I don't need a lot of this anytime soon."
tent: "A safe place to nap!"
backpack: "I was getting tired of lugging everything around in my arms!"
burnt tent: "NOOO!"
trap: "Seems immoral."
nightmare fuel: "Eek."
pretty parasol: "I wonder how I did that."
weather pain: "Feel the wrath of the weather!!"
meat effigy: "I started feeling a bit weaker after I made this..."
ham bat: "I wanna eat it."
football helmet: "My horns hurt."
pig king: "Man, Boarus really let himself go."
!bernie, willow's teddy: "This teddy bear's been loved so much he's falling apart. Heartwarming!"
!active bernie: "What the?"
!BERNIE!: "...Did he get powers from the love?"
!broken bernie: "Aw..."
lightning rod: "Now I won't have to deal with the lightning!"
charged lightning rod: "Better not touch that."
avoiding lightning damage: "Ack! Luckily it didn't hit me."
!big tentacle: "Woah- ouch, my neck!" (he hurt it from looking up too much)
glommer: "Awwwwwww!"
!glass cutter: "Wouldn't it just shatter after the first hit?"
!all critters except for ewelet: "Awwww!"
!ewelet: "Please don't spit at me."
!boat kit: "The ocean's a little scary."
!plank: "I don't see why you would jump into the deep water."
!leak: "WE'RE SINKINGGGGG!"
!pile o' balloons: "The power the mime has with these terrifies me."
!balloon hat: "Makes my hair puff up."
!all of wickerbottom's books except for the end is nigh and sleepytime stories: "What fine writing!"
!the end is nigh: "HISSSSSSSSSSS!"
!sleepytime stories: "Yawn."
rabbit: "Hop hop hop!"
!ghostly elixirs: "Poor girl. Nobody should lose a sibling."
!trusty tape: "Technically, I could heal with this."
slurper: "Stay off my nose!!"
!dumbbell: "I could probably lift that!"
!gembell: "I don't think I want to lift that, seeing what happened to the science guy."
!sugar cookie: "I don't see why he loves these. Too sweet."
!mushy cake: "I don't feel so good looking at it..."
rock lobster: "What a scare."
ice: "I sometimes like to crunch on some of this."
splumonkey: "Thieves."
night armor: "Get it off me!!"
+sneezing: "aaaaWCHOOOOOO!"
+hay fever active: "I want to claw my eyes out..."
+hay fever over: "Good grief."
guardian's horn: "Horns aren't supposed to be crunchy...?" (u can eat some boss drops like this one and deerclops eyeballs . not that u would wanna.)
houndius shootius: "Stop looking at me with that big old eye!"
!grim galette: "I don't see why this doesn't scare you, Warly."
eating a stale food: "That tasted weird."
eating a spoiled food: "Good thing I don't really have a stomach. At least I think I don't."
frog: "Rabbit! Wait, I messed that up." (he was trying to say ribbit)
frog legs: "I feel kind of bad."
hound wave incoming: "What's that barking?"
froggle bunwich: "Crunchy, for some reason."
flower: "It's always good to stop and sniff the flowers. Except for if they're orange and striped."
pengull: "You scared me!"
!growth formula starter: "I'm inclined to agree with the fire woman."
!fermenting growth formula: "Smells a bit like the beach."
!fermented growth formula: "Urgh!"
!super growth formula: "Ohhh, I think I'm gonna be sick!"
!circuits (one of wx-78's rework things): "These will give the robot cool powers."
gastrogain and super-gastrogain circuits: "Hey robot, let's have a eating contest!"
!chorusbox circuit: "I wonder why the old guy hates this?" (hes talking about maxwell btw)
xp bar 25% full: "I feel off."
xp bar 50%: "Everything aches..."
xp bar 75%: "Urghh..."
xp bar 100% aka turning into gnaw: "Wh-!!??"
!knobbly tree: "Are you lost? Land's over there."
!tree jam: "Can I eat it with my peanut butter sandwich?"
!fig: "Maybe I shouldn't eat this. It's full of bugs."
!knobbly tree nut: "It's as big as me!"
fishing rod: "Now I'll eat for a lifetime."
!transforming into wonkey quotes:
"..Hey, my feet look weird."
"Where did my gloves go?"
"My tail too...? I don't like this."
"My hair too!? Wait a second, I'm TRANSFORMING!"
!accursed trinket: "Pretty."
powder monkey: "You gonna walk the plank! I mean... Yer gonna walk the plank!"
butterfly: "Flutter!"
butter: "Ohh, I get it! Hahahaha!"
waffles: "Can you make pancakes?"
mandrake item: "I think I'd like it better if the face was cuter..."
planted mandrake: "Oh hey, a carrot!"
active mandrake: "Good lord, the noise..."
!milky whites: "I'm not touching that."
smoldering item: "I don't remember that one emitting smoke."
dropping tool while wet: "Oops."
burnt: "Yewouch!"
thing with no set quote im assuming: "It's something."
failing adventure mode: "W-what was that...? Did I...?"
freedom: "I'm off that cursed thing!"
activating a bee mine: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
leaving combat: "I was outmatched!"
leaving combat with a prey: "I was outrun... how?"
darkness: "I can't see!"
entering light from dark: "I can see!"
full inv: "My pockets are stuffed to the brim!"
eating hp-damaging food: "Grhh."
Earthquake: "Oh, hey, I went through one of these once."
trying to sleep on something on fire: "I'M ON FIRE, I CAN'T SLEEP!"
+entering map border: "I can't steer, it's too foggy!"
+exiting border: "Wh?"
+approaching border: "Lots of clouds up ahead."
+boat losing %: "It doesn't look so good."
+boat leak: "I think I sprung something!"
+boat sinking: "I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE ISLAND!"
unable to learn blueprint: "It's foreign."
!carrying heavy object:
"Oof..."
"My spine hurts... do I even have one...?"
"Huff..."
"I could... collapse any moment..."
!failing to revive abigail: "She would have been so happy."
!failing to revive general ghost: "They would have been so happy."
!klaus enraged: "Oh no."
*ghost sanity drain: "I think I'm fading..."
!trying to stick non-gem or iridescent gem in cratered moonrock: "Na."
!trees petrifying: "Show yourself, whoever screamed!"
!failing to give item to dead player: "Yeah, I'll just hold on to this, my bad..."
!washing ashore: "Cough! Cough! Hack!"
!whirly fan breaking: "My fan!"
!trying to change with wardrobe on fire: "...Na."
*deadly feast: "Mmm... wait, what's that smell!?"
+limpets: "Grrhhhh..."
*all forms of long pig: "No." (he straight up refuses to eat it if not below 5% hunger too)
salt lick: "So salty, it would dry me out in an instant."
boss incoming: "Guh?"
divining rod: "Grrr..."
milkmade hat: "This is humiliating."
icker: "Eek!"
icker with caught item: "Hey, that's mine!"
icker with caught player: "I don't think they're too happy being in there."
?icker that previously caught him: "HISSS!"
werepig: "I don't remember them doing that."
shadow manipulator: "I have built unspeakable things." (yes it's a ripoff of wendy's quote i dont care)
!player skeleton: "[player] must've been defeated by [cause of death]. I hope they rest peacefully."
player skeleton that is his: "Huh, my skull is weird..."
star caller staff: "Shiny..."
dwarf star: "My eyes!"
living log: "I can hear it screaming."
thulecite club: "Can totally lift this. Yep. Mhm."
!another player playing as wunch: "Greetings, me!"
!another player playing as wunch that died: "Oh no! Hold on, I'll get a heart!"
closed worm hole: "What's that furry thing?"
open worm hole: "Guh... creepy."
exiting worm hole after jumping in: "I-I should have not done that."
sick worm hole: "Is the furry thing okay?"
maxwell statue: "Grrr."
nightmare throne: "I should get them off that."
battlecry with a pig: "Come on again!"
trying to sleep during day: "I don't feel like it."
trying to sleep when hunger is too low: "Grrhh.. need to eat before I can do that."
trying to sleep near danger: "I need to take care of those before I can nap."
pricked: "Yewouch!"
triggering trap: "Oh."
item on fire: "Ack! Put it out!!"
!lucy the axe: "Hmm. Oh well. I support you, lumberjack man."
quotes above the ^^^^^ and below the vvvv r for the status announcements mod

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
max health: "I'm as healthy as a uuhhhh...! Well, I am healthy."
max sanity: "No intrusive thoughts."
max hunger: "I'm full!"
high but not max health: "This is but a scratch."
high but not max sanity: "I feel just fine."
high but not max hunger: "I don't feel like eating for once."
moderate health: "I'm a little hurt, but fine."
moderate sanity: "Aw, a headache?"
moderate hunger: "Is there anything to snack on?"
half health: "Okay, that was quite the beating."
half sanity: "Ugh, the headache's getting worse..."
half hunger: "Any food around here?"
low health: "Grhhh..."
low sanity: "I don't think this is a headache..."
low hunger: "I'm really hungry!"
very low health: "I-I can't go on like this..."
very low sanity: "T-they're everywhere!"
very low hunger: "G-ghhh...."
!zero enlightenment: "What are you guys looking at up there?"
l!ow enlightenment: "My vision's pulsating..."
!half enlightenment: "What are those floating about??"
!moderate enlight: "I hear something."
!high enlight: "They're trying to talk..."
!max enlight: "T-the moon..."
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!malbatross: "Grrr, stop pushing me around!"
!malbatross feather: "I showed it who's the stronger one."
alchemy engine: "The science man will be overjoyed!"
cut stone: "I don't know how I managed to cut it."
rocks: "These will be fine for target practice, but I should keep them for now."
boulder: "Can't nibble on that."
charcoal: "How'd it burn?"
+obsidian boulder: "Mine, damn you!"
!meteor boulder: "Hmm."
!moon rock: "I don't trust this one."
!celestial champion phase 1: "I knew there was something off about the moon!"
!celestial champion phase 2: "Is it mad?"
!celestial champion phase 3: "Yeah, it's mad."
!dead celestial: "It's dead."
+woodlegs' cage: "Hardy har har!... Should I say that?"
spicy chili: "WARGH! My mouth's on fire!!"
!enlightening snare: "I feel so sleepy... yawn!"
!grainy transmission: "You remind me of the science man."
!telltale heart: "You know what? I'm not even gonna question the beating."
spoiled fish and rot: "Yuck!"
asparagus: "I don't think I like this one."
dragonfruit: "Will it turn me into a dragon?"
durian: "Nasty smell."
extra smelly (cooked) durian: "I think I'm gonna be sick..."
pepper: "Not used to spicy food."
roasted pepper: "It's tasty, but burns my throat."
butterfly quotes
singleplayer: "It was so pretty... why did I do that?"
multiplayer: "It was so beautiful."
shadow maul: "Get out of my hand!"
machete: "Can I use it as a sword? Oh wait, I prefer my fists anyways."
all gold tools: "Awful fancy for something you could just replace with enough flint."
toadstool: "Bad frog! Get back in the ground!"
bearger: "I can't tell what any of these are."
dragonfly: "She would smite me in an instant."
hibearnation vest: "Gah, hot! At least I don't get hungry fast with this on."
honey poultice: "It's all sticky."
lunar siphonator stage 1: "He refuses to tell me what it's for. I don't trust him."
ls stage 2: "What is this supposed to be?"
ls stage 3: "It's containing the energy! Erm, is he allowed to do that??"
astroggles: "I don't believe it works for one second."
moongleam: "Why is my teeth itchy???"
chef pouch: "Why does he wear it on his back and not his head?"
ice cube during autumn, winter, and spring: "Kind of overkill, don't you think?"
ice cube during summer: "Praise whoever made this! It's so hot out here!"
electrical doodad: "It has electricity inside."
catcoon: "Adorable!"
cat tail: "How could I do this...?"
lil' itchy: "It creeps me out."
beaver and moose kitschy idol: "Hmm."
goose kitschy idol: "...Are you okay, wood man? Anything going on?"
werebeaver: "I've never seen a beaver before!"
weremoose: "Moose are so cool!"
weregoose: "Why's he flailing around like that?"
monster meat: "It's either that or meat that has spoiled so bad it's turned purple."
cooked monster meat: "Still not eating it."
!+monster tartare: "Yucky."
!cookie cutter: "Shoo! Shoo! This isn't a cookie, shoo!"
!cookie cutter shell: "Well, I did warn it."
!salt formation: "That's weird... I should ask the pirate about it."
pig skin: "Um, you forgot your tail."
floaty boaty knight: "Doesn't electricity...? I'd better stay away from the water."
boat cannon: "How does this work?"
brainy matter: "Ew. Is that what brains look like?"
brainy sprout: "I didn't know the ocean had a brain."
brain of thought: "I have all the knowledge! ...And wet hair!"
prestihatitator: "Prestihatitator. Prestihatitator! Prestihatitator!! It's so fun saying that!"
dripple pipes: "Hehe, it looks like my teeth."
sinkhole: "Looks like there's something under."
open sinkhole: "How do I re-plug it?"
batilisk: "So, about re-plugging that hole..."
naked mole bat: "I think it's very dangerous to put food in your nose, but you do you."
naked nostrils: "I don't want to eat it. Who knows what's in there."
charred nostrils: "Gah!!"
collected dust: "Ahhhhhh... choo!"
amberosia: "ACHOO!"
dust moth: "It's so cute!!"
sealnado: "AUWAGHHHHH!" (weird scream)
seal: "What."
shriek: "Edgy much?"
rasp: "His appetite almost matches mine."
jitters: "Arms are usually on your sides."
rictus: "GRAWWAHH!"
tallbird: "I'm starting to feel tiny here."
tallbird nest: "Ooh, so that bird was just a protective mother!"
tallbird egg: "Ripping a child from it's mother... what have I become?"
fire nettle fronds: "AH! AH! MY MOUTH!"
fire nettle: "The garden's on fire! Wait, it's not. That's a weed, though."
ice cream: "Creamy and cool!"
rockjaw: "That thing would bite my head off clean."
raw fish: "Stinky."
fish steak: "Deliciously roasted."
meat: "It's raw."
cooked meat: "Mmm. Juicy, but needs more salt."
jerky: "I've never eaten this before, but I LOVE it!" (15+ to the 15 sanity boost btw)
runty guppy: "I know I'm bad at fishing, but..."
needlenosed squirt: "It's needlenosed? I had better stay away then."
bitty baitfish: "Is this a fish or bait?"
smolt fry: "Sigh."
popperfish: "Is it already cooked?"
fallounder: "Someone squished this one then threw it back in... how rude."
bloomfin tuna: "I don't think flowers are very tasty."
scorching sunfish: "Aah! Ah! Ah! Hot!"
spittlefish: "Don't spit at me!!"
mudfish: "Oh. Well, I will not be eating it."
deep bass: "That's a hefty one!"
dandy lionfish: "Ah! It's sharp."
black catfish: "It's all black."
corn cod: "Hm."
dappled and golden koi: "It's so pretty!"
ice bream: "I'm not sure if I should cook it."
sweetish fish: "Why does it smell like candy?"
+BFB: "I-it's a giant bird!"
+old bell: "I have a feeling I should ring this sparingly..."
+biiigfoot: "Oh, that's what it does."
ghost: "Gah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!"
+hail: "I seem to be getting stoned by the sky. How rude."
one-man band: "I'm shy with music..."
+ancient herald: "Aah! The ancients!"
+pog: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
+aporkalypse pog: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
+mant: "Big bug."
+mant warrior: "Big mean bug."
honey: "Liquid food. I think."
+dragoon: "...I thought dragons had wings and all that."
+dragoon heart: "Will I turn into a dragon if I eat it?"
+magic water: "I'll have to take great care not to drop it."
+magic flower: "So pretty..."
+slanty shanty: "My own home!"
befriended pig: "This is awkward."
glow berry: "It makes me feel all tickly inside... also I glow."
!gestalt: "They offer knowledge..."
+electric isosceles: "It gives off an aura..."
powdercake: "Yucky! It smells of chemicals!"
leafy meat: "Smells foul."
lureplant: "You're not tricking me."


also quotes marked with a * r unimplemented, and if its marked with a +, it's part of a dlc, and if its part of the multiplayer version, there will be a !

? means it was made the fuck up by me lmao

5/1/25: fa has gone down, billons must... uhhh...