The vast island of Tlayohuayan is located on a spot right between the borders of the land of the living and the dead. It was formerly, as its name implies, a dark place. Nothing but cavernous structures, rocky mountains and iron black sands as far as the eye could see. All submerged in a thick veil of darkness that no light could penetrate. Souls that were unable, or unwilling, to cross over would stay here and fade away into oblivion without exceptions. Sailors and seamen would know it was time to go back whenever they saw sight of the place in the horizon, because despite not landing on it, passing it meant they would have crossed to the other side and trying to go back would be nigh impossible.

For a place where not even the dead wanted to be in, to become one of the most sought vacation destinations in the world, it was nothing short of a miracle. The barren land became vibrant with exuberant vegetation and teeming with life. A massive temple complex was built on it, with a massive pyramid on the dead center of all. But while some might have thought it was solely for worshiping purposes only, the ones that went to investigate were quickly made to realize that it was nothing but the most luxurious places for relaxation. The ultimate hotel resort experience.

The huge pyramid serves as the main hotel, while the smaller temples host a vast selection of casinos, spas, bathhouses, gyms, luxury shops, theaters, bars, nightclubs, and so on. But despite the breathtaking views of the renowned landscape, the neverending entertainment, or the heartwarming hospitality; the thing that makes most guests return is the food. Whether it is never ending buffet houses where you can pile up food on your plate non-stop, or high-end restaurants for a romantic evening with your partner, the food is always rich, so succulent, and always leaving you craving for more. Each dish is prepared with the utmost care and dedication by chefs from different planes of existence. A paradise of culinary excellence.

This haven set between the worlds, where both the living and the dead mingle with each other in everlasting bliss, is managed by one very particular lich lord, Apizmiqui. The cultured and educated undead jaguar is at the center of everything that is happening on Tlayohuayan. With his strong leadership, impeccable eye for detail, adaptability and impressive knowledge about finances, he has made the hotel and island flourish under his watchful eye.

When he is not acting manager, you will see him taking a stroll around various parts of the island. His vast presence is accentuated by his mountainous ectoplasmic body. A full cascading chest resting on top of a gigantic gut that barely squeezes by through the narrow streets whenever he goes to the bazaar; and said belly is supported by thunderous thighs that slowly roll along when he slowly waddles making his entire glowing self jiggle. Serving as a ballast, is his unapologetic rear. Two gigantic soft orbs that bounce with mesmerizing rhythm with each small movement he makes and crowned by the fluffiest “fire tail” to make it even more enticing to the eyes. Aged like a rich, robust wine, he knows the effects he has on many. Given his debonair charm, his deep, velvety and rich voice, and sexy accent, it is almost impossible not to fall for him. Of course, given him being a big cat, expect lots of teasing from the jolly host.

One thing that could give you the upper hand while trying to win him over is inviting him to eat. Calling Apizmiqui a gourmet would be an understatement of his love for food. Well, one would just need to take a look at his grandness to assert that. Just the mere thought of indulging in a feast makes the beast lick his chops with gusto.

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A million thanks again to   vintagart / Twitter for the wonderful design. I love my new lich boy.