I see you're a person of taste. Or maybe a punk with somethin' to prove, yeah-yeah? I got you covered either way.

HELLBREAKFAST is my handle- call me that. No real names. You never know when the run'll turn bad. I see that look in your eye. You're wondering what my game is. No game. Just badges.

They come at a cost- everything in this world does, eh, chummer? Starts at $125 and goes up from there. But you get what you pay for, and I *always* deliver. You want a fully functional floppy disk plastered with your dazzling mug and loaded with- well, what it's loaded with ain't my biz, is it?

Or maybe gear isn't your bag. Maybe you want something flashy, bright and chromed up. I got you there, too, quite literally. Or maybe you're the classy type. Traditional. Boom. I've got ya.

I could take 3 jobs before the big day, manufactured and delivered. But time- well, she don't slow down for no one, does she? Window closes in a week, and you know what they say. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there.

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