My son, who is also me.
Dretter, a 26-as-of-right-now-year-old green and maroon welsh corgi who is gay (homosexual), small (4'7") and epic (cool).
He works at a record store with his best friend, Vas, who is a polar bear.
He likes playing video games, energy drinks and fashion, despite being naked/in his underwear more often than clothed.
His favorite movie is Charade (1963) and his favorite album changes a lot, but he consistently ranks Untrue by Burial, Los Angeles by Flying Lotus and Just A Souvenir by Squarepusher in his top ten.