Requested and written by KilijShark.

Practicing alone at Robin Hood’s old camp, Skippy’s works on his aiming and groupings with his bow n arrow. Suddenly, he felt like he wasn’t alone, soon the massive python Kaa looms outta the bushes.

“Hello, SSSSSSkipy.” Kaa greets the rabbit, who is in a defensive pose. “My name’sssss Kaa.”

“Who are you, and how do you know my name?” Skippy’s points his arrow at Kay’s head.

“Who hasssssn’t heard of the famoussssss Robin Hood’sssssss loyal, young follower and apprentissssse.” Kaa slithers closer to Skippy. “I have heard you misssss him and Little John, ssssssinsssse they’re outta the country doing the king’sssssss buissssssnesssssss. Sssssssso I’ve brought you ssssssssomeone to fill in the role.”

“How do you mean?” Skippy’s points his asks, curious but wary about the seemingly dangerous serpent.

“I’ve procured sssssome from the Royal rock pile. But they wait for you at the foresssst’sssss river.” No soon did the word’s leave his lips, Kaa’s tail lifts Skippy’s off his feet and they swiftly slither through the forest.

“Hey, put me down!” Skippy yells, dropping his remain arrow but still holding onto his bow.

“And here we are!” Kaa coils up into a big tree, still holding Skippy in his tail. “I’ve brought Skippy, you can get yourself ready!” He calls out to seemingly no one, suddenly the Sheriff of Nottingham steps outta the bushes and walks sluggishly towards the two.

“The Sheriff! I thought he’s arrested and-.” Skippy then notices the wolf’s eyes have multi coloured swirls in his eyes. “What a minute, the old wolf’s hypnotized!”

“Esssssactly, my finely, observant, little friend. Dressed in his old clothesssss.”

“Here I am master, going into the water now.” The Sheriff enters the river and floats on his back. Kaa then gently places Skippy on the hypnotized wolf’s belly and gently pushes the two into the middle of the river.

“There we go, you get to spend the whole day with a big friend, Skippy.”

“You did this for me, why?” Skippy’s asks as he stands on the fat of Notty’s belly. Kaa leans down to him.

“Becaussssse, you dessssssserve to enjoy yourssssssself, boy.” Kaa says before letting out a chuckle.

“Yes, you deserve to have fun with me after what you’ve been through under the cruel rule of Prince John.” The hypnotized Sheriff says before he lets his tongue hang outta the side of his mouth.

“Gee, thanks Kaa, sir.” Skippy’s lays prone on the wolf’s belly. “Can you take care of my bow, sir?”

“Off courssssse, I’ll take care of you.” Kaa takes Skippy’s bow away with his tail. “Just relaxxxxxxx with Ol’ Notty and I’ll look after you both.” Kaa returns to the tree line as Skippy and Notty float down the Forest’s river. The rabbit closes his eyes and relaxes, the hypnotized wolf’s belly feels comfortable as his steady breathing makes the mass gently move beneath Skippy.


Kaa, Skippy and Sheriff of Nottingham belong to Disney.