N-nothing’S wrong sir, just… admiring my future boss’s…grandiose presence…

Hehe, I like you kid. Perhaps we should skip this bureaucratic nonsense and head to a more relaxed location. Say, have you had lunch yet? Because I'm starving... ~

Oh I'm always hungry sir. Good thing I'm applying for a managerial role so I can stuff myself at my desk--ERR, I mean, do work while snacking, haha....! But no, I haven't had lunch, I only ate, uh,,, thirty minutes ago, I'm starving, too sir!

Hahaha! I knew you were the perfect fit. And don't worry, I expect you to enjoy of your new privileges that come with your new position, which definitely include 24/7 access to any of the restaurants around the island. And fret not, they all deliver.

Aw nice! These perks are way better than my old management job. they didn't even let me use the company credit card for fifth dinner! Can we get outta here now? I wanna show my hopefully new boss how much I can pack away! Heh heh heOOOUURRRRPRPRP!

Ohh! THAT I have to watch... I get the feeling you and I are going to get along pretty well, kid. ~

You think so, siIOUOUUURHRRRRRPRPPP!? Glad to make a good impression! just point the way to the nearest buffet, and we can pig out like the blobby boys we are!

I couldn't have said it better ~

I’d like to apply to be the owners personal aide.

That could be arranged ~

*sleeps atop huge belly*

Any regular bed won't feel the same after that, haha.

I always strive to take advantage of such opportunities.

Lol, I just noticed 🛏️ 💤 🟠

“You are very qualified for this position, there’s just flaw….you’re too skinny. Are you willing to gain several hundred pounds to possibly a couple tons if you accept this job? You are? Excellent. Why? Well isn’t it that obvious? A fat and happy staff makes fat and happy repeat customers.”

*signs contract immediately*

"Now before I sign this contract, is there anything you need to us to know? Speak now or forever hold your peace cause there's no going back."
"I'm allergic to peanuts, I sing off tune when I clean, I'm a level 98 Goliah Druid in my D&D party and it was my wife to told me to apply for this job because she saw you and said and I quote, "God damn I want a husband as fat or fatter than him, go apply for that job he just posted."
".....smart wife, even if it's not my style. You're in."

Omg, 😆

I’d be his forever, he wouldn’t even have to ask

He loves to hear that. 💕

GOOD

Oooo I am so ready to be hired on as his designated belly massage giver hehe <3

Love that spirit! ^^