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Lemo'nades: The first dozen!
So here they are in all of their citrusy incendiary glory, ready to burn Life's house down!
First row shows the labeling (with an intentional mis-spelling so I'm not directly stepping on Valve's trademark), complete with OSHA warning sticker.
I have a dozen to start with, and just to be fair we'll start with one each, and let me know if you want more than one, if I don't sell all 12, then I'll start filling orders of multiples. If you want a big bunch of them as gifts or something silly, note me and we can work something out. Price is $20, plus $6 shipping within the US.
Payments should be sent via PayPal to wolf(at)macrophile.com
Unfortunately I can't sell these outside the US (sorry folks)
- Cougr made the very good suggestion that if you want to give them weight, you can fill them up with sand, but I'm not going to do that, so the shipping is cheaper for folks, just fill them with whatever suits your fancy.
If you pull the pin, the spoon (handle) will fly off with a fair amount of force once you let it go, and they're kinda hard to put back on once you do - the spring on the hammer is pretty strong and the hammer is hard to get to, so unless you enjoy struggling like heck with them and getting your fingers pinched, I would suggest not doing it. Or just remove the hammer and spring after you do.
For the squeamish: the fuses are all expended practice fuses, no kaboom, perfectly safe (unless you hit someone with them, stick the pin in your eye, etc.)
For the unsmart: The fuses are real, even if they're expended, and these things are about the right size and shape for a grenade; don't carry them around in public, thrown them at people, or otherwise do things to attract the attention of the authorities. I'm not responsible for other folks doing dumb stuff!
First row shows the labeling (with an intentional mis-spelling so I'm not directly stepping on Valve's trademark), complete with OSHA warning sticker.
I have a dozen to start with, and just to be fair we'll start with one each, and let me know if you want more than one, if I don't sell all 12, then I'll start filling orders of multiples. If you want a big bunch of them as gifts or something silly, note me and we can work something out. Price is $20, plus $6 shipping within the US.
Payments should be sent via PayPal to wolf(at)macrophile.com
Unfortunately I can't sell these outside the US (sorry folks)
- Cougr made the very good suggestion that if you want to give them weight, you can fill them up with sand, but I'm not going to do that, so the shipping is cheaper for folks, just fill them with whatever suits your fancy.
If you pull the pin, the spoon (handle) will fly off with a fair amount of force once you let it go, and they're kinda hard to put back on once you do - the spring on the hammer is pretty strong and the hammer is hard to get to, so unless you enjoy struggling like heck with them and getting your fingers pinched, I would suggest not doing it. Or just remove the hammer and spring after you do.
For the squeamish: the fuses are all expended practice fuses, no kaboom, perfectly safe (unless you hit someone with them, stick the pin in your eye, etc.)
For the unsmart: The fuses are real, even if they're expended, and these things are about the right size and shape for a grenade; don't carry them around in public, thrown them at people, or otherwise do things to attract the attention of the authorities. I'm not responsible for other folks doing dumb stuff!
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Made that way originally. Grenade pins for most grenades are actually relatively hard to pull (in fact the classic comic-book/movie thing of pulling the pin with your teeth is a great way to lose teeth). And even so most grenades are equipped with safety-clips now, that you have to remove or disengage before you can pull the pin. 'cause as the old saying goes: "Once you have pulled the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend."
It's a "Portal 2" reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuTQu4DCnX8 . As a gag, I made one initially: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5981801/ and people asked to make more.
"Erotica Universalis" volumes 1 and 2, "Milles Dessous", all by Gilles Neret (a treatise on erotic art, and a treatise on women's undergarments) and four of the "Sholan" books by Lisanne Norman (sci-fi/furry softcore porn) ... used to prop up my portable drawing table when I livestream, believe it or not. I don't have the space to have a proper setup for doing the streams yet, so I make-do.
Looking at, i did wonder if they were beverages or explosives.
not a good idea to confuse the two. Either way round - even if seeing soldier types throwing lemon drinks at terrorist types would be quite funny.
actually there was a loony toons cartoon where daffy duck drank explosives.
I'll now stop rambling.
not a good idea to confuse the two. Either way round - even if seeing soldier types throwing lemon drinks at terrorist types would be quite funny.
actually there was a loony toons cartoon where daffy duck drank explosives.
I'll now stop rambling.
These are SO awesome! I MUST have one!! Especially seeing as how it'd fit so well with this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5850436/
Valve didn't and isn't making these or anything like these, in fact they're not even specifically mentioned in the game; they're implied in Cave's rantings at one point, and nothing more. So there's no infringement of trademark or copyright; I'm not using any of their trade-names, I spelled the company name differently, "Lemon'ades" wasn't in the game, and you can't trademark "incendiary lemons" (it's an idea, not a name-brand), and since they weren't in the game, I'm not copying anything.
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