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Day 0
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60593082/
Day 1
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60616069/
I felt the original idea for day 2 might get me cancelled so I quickly rewrote it. Lemmy will still get a friend from some other place, him and Roy may be a bit gay, but this isn't just a homophobic catfish like the original was going to be. Anyway, let's hope I don't get canceled with this one. Though this may feel like multiple bits from stores spliced together.
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Waking up was a bit rough, not only was the place foreign to them, but Lemmy with his favorite boys were piled up like clothes, the only thing that kind of helped was Tails’ soft fur and Josh's pajamas. They slept till 9:52AM, a bit late for Bowser and the other Koopalings, but they were on spring break so no worries in sleeping in at the moment because the others left back at the castle are definitely taking good care, being king for a week. However, when they woke up, something ain’t right, the small thing they noticed was the slight displacement of Lemmy’s 3DS. “Hey, that isn’t right.” Lemmy says. However, everyone noticed another small thing. It’s just the tiniest thing. It was, An ass load of cups full of water around the room, they were stumped. “Where did all these water cups come from?” Josh asks. “I’m not shure, it’s not like anybody would drink Probably 5 gallons worth of water in a few hundred Dixie cups!” Lemmy says out loud. “Can’t be me since I’m not a bedwetter.” Ludwig says as he’s ironically in a wet diaper. He looks down for a second and sees his very wet diaper. “Oh.” Ludwig adds. “Look we’re not making progress sitting here in our pissy pamps, but we need to get out of here, so we might have to drink all of the water, I don’t think having the carpet soak up the water is a good idea.” Lemmy says. “He’s right, I don’t want to pay room service bills for water damage.” Bowser says. “Ok, let’s drink!” Lemmy says grabbing a cup of water and chugs it. Everybody grabs cups of water and drinks as much as they are all able to stomach. After minutes of drinking and edging close to water intoxication, they finally cleared up all of the cups. “Well done gang, now we should probably change ourselves before our diapers leak from all of the wetting, or atleast use the bathroom as it was made for.” Lemmy says. “Ok, I have to go pee so I should go first.” Wendy says. “As I suspected.” Lemmy replies as Wendy goes to the bathroom. “I think I'm kind of regaining my bladder controller, so I’ll try to go.” Bowser replies. “That’s cool.” Lemmy replies. After Wendy finishes, she washes her hands. Too bad the Meffer put tape on the faucet but caused water to spray in her face. “Oh crap!” Wendy says as she’s getting sprayed on the face. Everyone heard it. “What just happened!?” Lemmy asks. “Some bellend put some tape on the spout and I got sprayed in the face.” Wendy says. “Let me see!” Lemmy says. Wendy opens the door. “Ok, check yourself.” Wendy says. Then Lemmy investigates the sink, seeing the piece of tape. “Oh my god, some bellend is trying to prank us, shady that. If they were messing with us that’s one thing, but attempted kidnapping is another.” Lemmy says. “Someone is trying to drive us out!” Tails says. “If we find them, I’ll bet the s**t out of them if they don’t stop!” Lemmy proclaims. “We will flatten him with a steam roller if the next thing he does is get c***d P**n on our devices!” Bowser says. “WE’LL SKIN HIM ALIVE AND MAKE HIM THE CASTLE SCARECROW!” Iggy shouts as if all that was said was far enough. “Yeah yeah likely story, now let's hope nothing bad happens.” Lemmy says. After a little bit someone knocks on the door. “Got it!” Lemmy says as he opens the door. “Hello?” Lemmy says. “Package and letter for Lemmy.” The postman says. “That's me.” Lemmy says taking the letter and package. “Aren't you a bit young to order online yourself?” The postman asks. “Buddy, i'm a 21 year old late bloomer, i have my own credit card and i can get in debt if i really wanted to, even though that would be irresponsible of me.” Lemmy says. “Ok, at least you know the limit.” The Postman says. “Ok, bye.” Lemmy says, closing the door as the postman walks away. “Are any of those things a prank?” Bowser asks. “Not sure, it's probably my thing in this box.” Lemmy says cutting into the box. “Yep, it's my thing.” he adds, pulling out a DS lite TV tuner. “How did he know we were here?” Larry asks. “I told Kamek to tell the postman to redirect any package for the Koopas to the hotel till we get back, and I'm pretty sure they knew what they were doing.
Earlier that day at the castle.
The postman gets to the castle and knocks on the door. After a little bit, he rang the doorbell, hoping they’d hear him with the loud music going on. Eventually, Kamek answers the door. “Yes?” He asks. “Umm, ‘ve got a package for Lemmy Koopa!” The postman says through the loud music. “I'll go out for you.” Kamek replies, going outside with the postman and closing the door. “Now did you say you had a package for Lemmy Koopa?” Kamek says. “Why yes, I do. The postman replies. “Mmm yes, they're out at the koopaheerst hotel as Bowser told me, specifically in room C5.” Kamek replies. “Should i leave it here or-” The postman talks before getting cut off by Kamek. “No no, I want it redirected there, that's why I specifically said Room C5.” Kamek says. “Ok thanks, but are you allowed to have a party at the moment, there's loud music.” The postman says, referring to the loud music. “Oh no, we just need it to focus on cleaning.” Kamek replies. “Its pompous loud music.” The postman replied. “That's the thing, we need pompous as all hell music to focus.” Kamek replies lying to the postman. “Umm, ok bye.” The postman says walking away. “I hope he doesn't tell the king about this.” Kamek says to himself, going back into the castle.
Back to the hotel in the present.
Lemmy decided to open the letter to read it, it was by someone named Eddy. it reads. “Dear Lemmy, in the past, when you were capable of fighting, not saying you're weak, but you seemed to have been down, either way, I'm still a bit of a fanboy, to the point I confess my fanboyism. I would take anything to meet you in person, maybe do a favor for you, yours truly, Eddie.” “Sounds like a fan.” Lemmy says to himself as he pockets it. “If only I had a fangirl.” Roy replies. Not sure if I should be worried or anything, but I wish I had more friends.” Lemmy says. “Hey buddy, you've got me and Gabo, and Sonic and Tails.” Josh says. “Thanks I guess.” Lemmy replies. “You're welcome.” Sonic says. Lemmy thinks for a bit. “You know I think I'm gonna go out for a little bit.” Lemmy says. “Ok, suit yourself.” Roy replies as Lemmy leaves to get some fresh air.
He heads over to the city park having plenty of the fresh air he oh so wanted, though wasn't satisfied with just the outside. From the looks of it, there would have been an easter egg hunting competition, though it seems to have been canceled for unforeseen circumstances. “I think the egg hunting competition would have been fun.” Lemmy says to himself. “Tell me about it.” A voice replies. “Wait, who are you?” Lemmy asks. Then a figment of lemmy’s imagination appears. “I'm you, just a bit older and taller.” A vision of older Lemmy says. “Impossible, I have dwarfism and I was 6 pounds 7 ounces when I was 3 months old.” Lemmy says to himself. “Like it or not, it's true.” Older Lemmy says. “What are you doing here?” Lemmy asks. “Firstly, I'm not here, and second of all, I'm here to encourage you to make yourself a friend.” Older Lemmy says. “Like actual friends?” Real Lemmy says. “Yes, since you barely know anybody other than the koopalings and Gabo.” Older Lemmy says. “So I can just walk up to someone and talk to them.” Yep, someone in the same town as you, this can assure you have somebody back at the valley to hang out with. So don't just sit there, go out there and make a friend.” Older Lemmy says. “Yes, I’m gonna go out and make another friend!” Young Lemmy says. “Yes! Also, there's somebody behind you.” Older Lemmy says. “Hu?” Young Lemmy says as he gets whacked in the head with a shovel and stuffed in a bag, nobody noticed. “S##t, i wish i was real.” Older Lemmy says disappearing. However, one person noticed and wouldn't let that slide. So he tries to follow him.
Lemmy wakes up in a dark creepy ass room.it was an empty room with a single light. He had forgotten recent bits that had happened, he doesn't remember the park, not even the conversation with the others other than being lonely. “Where am I?” Lemmy asks himself, looking around the room in confusion. “This isn't the hotel room.” He adds. “This is an interrogation room!” He says yet again. “Indeed.” He hears somebody say. “Spill it! What do you want from me?” Lemmy asks. “To kill you of course.” The person replies. “Wait, that voice.” Lemmy says. “Oh, so you recognize my voice?” The guy asks again. “Oh, you're that guy! What are you exactly?” Lemmy asks. “Why should I let you know?” The guy asks. “Because I need to know you.” Lemmy replies. “Right, I'm not disclosing my name, but I'm gonna let you know my profession.” The guy says. “Ok.” Lemmy says. “I am a bounty hunter, that's all you'll get.” he says. “Why didn't you just kill me?” Lemmy asks. “Well, you were out in public, so i just wanted to take you somewhere quiet to execute you, also maybe hold you for ransom for much more than I'm getting.” The bounty hunter says. “How much exactly?” Lemmy asks. “10,000,000 coins, though I want to hold you for ransom for 1,000,000,000 coins, so tell me King Koopa's phone number so I can give him the ransom.” The bounty hunter says. “You can say that again, but I ain't giving you my dads phone number, if you can kill me and I still won't tell you.” Lemmy says. “Very well then.” The bounty hunter says pulling out a gun and pointing it at Lemmy. “Wait!” Lemmy shouts. “What now?” The bounty hunter asks. “I like to give a speech.” Lemmy says. “Fine, be quick.” The bounty hunter says. “Ok.” Lemmy says. He starts explaining many things, like human rights, choice, religion and politics, very slowly to earn some time for someone to realize he's missing. The bounty hunter realizes when Lemmy finishes. “Wait!? Lemmy! Will you bud out!? I won’t have you stalling your execution!” The bounty Hunter says. “Staling? I’m not stalling anything!” Lemmy says. “Yes you are.” The bounty hunter says. “No I’m not.” Lemmy says “ yesss, you are doing it right now.” The bounty hunter says. “I’m stalling?” Lemmy asks. “Yes!” The bounty hunter replies. “Stalling?” Lemmy asks. “Stalling!” The bounty hunter shouts. “Stalling?” Lemmy asks yet again. “STALLLINGG!” The bounty hunter shouts again. This goes on for quite some time. “You think I’m…… stalling?” Lemmy asks one final time. “AHHHHH! WHERE AM I IN CRAZY TOWN?! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!!!” The bounty hunter goes insane. “I AM JUST GONNA F##KING MURDER YOU RIGHT NOW!!!” He shouts again. “WAIT, I HAVE A FINAL REQUEST!” Lemmy shouts. “Spit it out. NOW!!!” The bounty hunter shouts. “Let me think.” Lemmy says. “BE QUICK!” The bounty hunter shouts just getting ready to shoot Lemmy and end this nonsense. “ONE PEA!” Lemmy shouts out. “Shure! A Pea! There can be anything stall worthy about that!” The bounty hunter shouts as he starts looking for a can of peas. Soon enough he finds it. He puts the one pea on the plate and gives it to Lemmy. He frees his right arm and gives Lemmy the fork. He keeps holding Lemmy at gunpoint, just so he can eat his pea. “Eat your pea Lemmy.” The bounty hunter says. Then Lemmy looks down at his one pea, he thought of stabbing the Bounty Hunter but the cavalar would probably stop him. Lemmy has the pea up to his mouth. “Eat it!” The bounty hunter shouts. Then Lemmy gets the pea in his mouth. He then starts chewing it, slowly. He just chews his pea like Professor Utonium in that one episode of the Power Puff Girls. He does it just to stall long enough. He thinks he could get away with it. “SWALLOW IT!!!” The bounty hunter shouts. Then Lemmy swallows it quickly after. “Great, now i can FINALLY KILL YOU! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!” The bounty hunter laughs, then someone breaks down the door. “OH CRAP!” The bounty hunter shouts. “Let the boy go!” The big guy says. “MAKE ME!” The bounty hunter shouts as he opens fire on him. He dodges the bullets, he uses the door as a shield from the bullets. He hears clicks and no Gunshots. He sprints towards the bounty hunter and starts handing his ass over to him. After nearly mutilating him, he then goes up to Lemmy and pulls out a knife. “AHHHHH!” Lemmy shouts thinking he's gonna get diced up. He swings and cuts the rope, then he grabs Lemmy and runs out, he starts crying in fear of getting kidnapped by some other rando he barely knows.
Outside away from that place, he puts Lemmy down and tries to comfort him, sort of treating him like a baby in the process. “Shhh, don’t cry there little buddy, I came to save you from that moron, I was the only one who saw you getting kidnapped. Be glad I came to rescue you.” The guy says. After a good bit of calming down, Lemmy came down to reality and realized he just saved him. He gets back on his feet. “*Snifle* why thank you, complete stranger I’ve never met before in my entire life.” Lemmy says. “No problem Lemmy, you should be glad that you have a fan willing to help you out of a pickle” The guy says. “Umm thank you sir, but i think i could have wiggeled myself out of there.” Lemmy says trying to seem stronger than he looks. “Are you sure?” The guy asks, seeing he's lying. “Honestly no, I'm thankful for you.” Lemmy replies. “I know, but I kind of wish that were true.” The guy says. “Ok i guess. But i have one question, Who are you? If you are a fan, whats your name, ive only heard one fan named Eddie.” Lemmy says. “I'm Eddie.” He says. “Your Eddie?” Lemmy asks. “yes.” Eddie says. “So that letter-.” Lemmy tries to say. “Was mine. I'm a fan.” Eddies says. “So you're my fan!” Lemmy says. “If it wasn't obvious enough.” Eddie says. They talk for a little bit, exchanging some information about what just happened, like getting kidnapped of course as well as attempting to be held for ransom and almost murdered.. “I see.’ Eddie says. “Well then, maybe we could try to get that traumatic experience out of your head with something you may like,” he adds. “Hmmm, maybe i could try Dairy Queen, if I was beaten up by starfox for a coupon, then it should be good.” Lemmy says. “Kind of a bazar choice considering what you just explained, but that may be a good choice.” Eddie says. “Perfect! Where can we find one?” Lemmy asks. “I’ve passed the same one multiple times, it should be right this way.” Eddie says pointing in one direction, Lemmy follows.
They get to Dairy Queen and order a Blizzard for Lemmy, he liked it just like last time, just without starfox pummeling him to the ground for stealing the coupons. (Which never happened.) They keep on chatting about things for a good little bit until Lemmy reveals he's been gone for a while, so he decided he would leave now. He bidded Eddie a farewell and ran back to the hotel. Lemmy had met a fanboy who was sane for fanboy standards but insane enough to risk his like for him. He was quick to get back to the hotel, though he hasn't mentioned the bounty hunter, despite the kidnapping. All he said when he got back was. “I made a new friend, his name is Eddie.”
The end.
The character of Eddie is based of the character by FreezeFlame22 in Bowser's Koopalings, recommend you check it out. He may not be written the way he was in Bowser's Koopalings, but I don't feel like getting banned from the website, with a homophobic catfish.
Also, sorry for being slightly late, I cleaned the bathroom upstairs.
F##k. I had disabled comments.
If you haven’t, check out the other 2 days.
Day 0
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60593082/
Day 1
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60616069/
I felt the original idea for day 2 might get me cancelled so I quickly rewrote it. Lemmy will still get a friend from some other place, him and Roy may be a bit gay, but this isn't just a homophobic catfish like the original was going to be. Anyway, let's hope I don't get canceled with this one. Though this may feel like multiple bits from stores spliced together.
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Waking up was a bit rough, not only was the place foreign to them, but Lemmy with his favorite boys were piled up like clothes, the only thing that kind of helped was Tails’ soft fur and Josh's pajamas. They slept till 9:52AM, a bit late for Bowser and the other Koopalings, but they were on spring break so no worries in sleeping in at the moment because the others left back at the castle are definitely taking good care, being king for a week. However, when they woke up, something ain’t right, the small thing they noticed was the slight displacement of Lemmy’s 3DS. “Hey, that isn’t right.” Lemmy says. However, everyone noticed another small thing. It’s just the tiniest thing. It was, An ass load of cups full of water around the room, they were stumped. “Where did all these water cups come from?” Josh asks. “I’m not shure, it’s not like anybody would drink Probably 5 gallons worth of water in a few hundred Dixie cups!” Lemmy says out loud. “Can’t be me since I’m not a bedwetter.” Ludwig says as he’s ironically in a wet diaper. He looks down for a second and sees his very wet diaper. “Oh.” Ludwig adds. “Look we’re not making progress sitting here in our pissy pamps, but we need to get out of here, so we might have to drink all of the water, I don’t think having the carpet soak up the water is a good idea.” Lemmy says. “He’s right, I don’t want to pay room service bills for water damage.” Bowser says. “Ok, let’s drink!” Lemmy says grabbing a cup of water and chugs it. Everybody grabs cups of water and drinks as much as they are all able to stomach. After minutes of drinking and edging close to water intoxication, they finally cleared up all of the cups. “Well done gang, now we should probably change ourselves before our diapers leak from all of the wetting, or atleast use the bathroom as it was made for.” Lemmy says. “Ok, I have to go pee so I should go first.” Wendy says. “As I suspected.” Lemmy replies as Wendy goes to the bathroom. “I think I'm kind of regaining my bladder controller, so I’ll try to go.” Bowser replies. “That’s cool.” Lemmy replies. After Wendy finishes, she washes her hands. Too bad the Meffer put tape on the faucet but caused water to spray in her face. “Oh crap!” Wendy says as she’s getting sprayed on the face. Everyone heard it. “What just happened!?” Lemmy asks. “Some bellend put some tape on the spout and I got sprayed in the face.” Wendy says. “Let me see!” Lemmy says. Wendy opens the door. “Ok, check yourself.” Wendy says. Then Lemmy investigates the sink, seeing the piece of tape. “Oh my god, some bellend is trying to prank us, shady that. If they were messing with us that’s one thing, but attempted kidnapping is another.” Lemmy says. “Someone is trying to drive us out!” Tails says. “If we find them, I’ll bet the s**t out of them if they don’t stop!” Lemmy proclaims. “We will flatten him with a steam roller if the next thing he does is get c***d P**n on our devices!” Bowser says. “WE’LL SKIN HIM ALIVE AND MAKE HIM THE CASTLE SCARECROW!” Iggy shouts as if all that was said was far enough. “Yeah yeah likely story, now let's hope nothing bad happens.” Lemmy says. After a little bit someone knocks on the door. “Got it!” Lemmy says as he opens the door. “Hello?” Lemmy says. “Package and letter for Lemmy.” The postman says. “That's me.” Lemmy says taking the letter and package. “Aren't you a bit young to order online yourself?” The postman asks. “Buddy, i'm a 21 year old late bloomer, i have my own credit card and i can get in debt if i really wanted to, even though that would be irresponsible of me.” Lemmy says. “Ok, at least you know the limit.” The Postman says. “Ok, bye.” Lemmy says, closing the door as the postman walks away. “Are any of those things a prank?” Bowser asks. “Not sure, it's probably my thing in this box.” Lemmy says cutting into the box. “Yep, it's my thing.” he adds, pulling out a DS lite TV tuner. “How did he know we were here?” Larry asks. “I told Kamek to tell the postman to redirect any package for the Koopas to the hotel till we get back, and I'm pretty sure they knew what they were doing.
Earlier that day at the castle.
The postman gets to the castle and knocks on the door. After a little bit, he rang the doorbell, hoping they’d hear him with the loud music going on. Eventually, Kamek answers the door. “Yes?” He asks. “Umm, ‘ve got a package for Lemmy Koopa!” The postman says through the loud music. “I'll go out for you.” Kamek replies, going outside with the postman and closing the door. “Now did you say you had a package for Lemmy Koopa?” Kamek says. “Why yes, I do. The postman replies. “Mmm yes, they're out at the koopaheerst hotel as Bowser told me, specifically in room C5.” Kamek replies. “Should i leave it here or-” The postman talks before getting cut off by Kamek. “No no, I want it redirected there, that's why I specifically said Room C5.” Kamek says. “Ok thanks, but are you allowed to have a party at the moment, there's loud music.” The postman says, referring to the loud music. “Oh no, we just need it to focus on cleaning.” Kamek replies. “Its pompous loud music.” The postman replied. “That's the thing, we need pompous as all hell music to focus.” Kamek replies lying to the postman. “Umm, ok bye.” The postman says walking away. “I hope he doesn't tell the king about this.” Kamek says to himself, going back into the castle.
Back to the hotel in the present.
Lemmy decided to open the letter to read it, it was by someone named Eddy. it reads. “Dear Lemmy, in the past, when you were capable of fighting, not saying you're weak, but you seemed to have been down, either way, I'm still a bit of a fanboy, to the point I confess my fanboyism. I would take anything to meet you in person, maybe do a favor for you, yours truly, Eddie.” “Sounds like a fan.” Lemmy says to himself as he pockets it. “If only I had a fangirl.” Roy replies. Not sure if I should be worried or anything, but I wish I had more friends.” Lemmy says. “Hey buddy, you've got me and Gabo, and Sonic and Tails.” Josh says. “Thanks I guess.” Lemmy replies. “You're welcome.” Sonic says. Lemmy thinks for a bit. “You know I think I'm gonna go out for a little bit.” Lemmy says. “Ok, suit yourself.” Roy replies as Lemmy leaves to get some fresh air.
He heads over to the city park having plenty of the fresh air he oh so wanted, though wasn't satisfied with just the outside. From the looks of it, there would have been an easter egg hunting competition, though it seems to have been canceled for unforeseen circumstances. “I think the egg hunting competition would have been fun.” Lemmy says to himself. “Tell me about it.” A voice replies. “Wait, who are you?” Lemmy asks. Then a figment of lemmy’s imagination appears. “I'm you, just a bit older and taller.” A vision of older Lemmy says. “Impossible, I have dwarfism and I was 6 pounds 7 ounces when I was 3 months old.” Lemmy says to himself. “Like it or not, it's true.” Older Lemmy says. “What are you doing here?” Lemmy asks. “Firstly, I'm not here, and second of all, I'm here to encourage you to make yourself a friend.” Older Lemmy says. “Like actual friends?” Real Lemmy says. “Yes, since you barely know anybody other than the koopalings and Gabo.” Older Lemmy says. “So I can just walk up to someone and talk to them.” Yep, someone in the same town as you, this can assure you have somebody back at the valley to hang out with. So don't just sit there, go out there and make a friend.” Older Lemmy says. “Yes, I’m gonna go out and make another friend!” Young Lemmy says. “Yes! Also, there's somebody behind you.” Older Lemmy says. “Hu?” Young Lemmy says as he gets whacked in the head with a shovel and stuffed in a bag, nobody noticed. “S##t, i wish i was real.” Older Lemmy says disappearing. However, one person noticed and wouldn't let that slide. So he tries to follow him.
Lemmy wakes up in a dark creepy ass room.it was an empty room with a single light. He had forgotten recent bits that had happened, he doesn't remember the park, not even the conversation with the others other than being lonely. “Where am I?” Lemmy asks himself, looking around the room in confusion. “This isn't the hotel room.” He adds. “This is an interrogation room!” He says yet again. “Indeed.” He hears somebody say. “Spill it! What do you want from me?” Lemmy asks. “To kill you of course.” The person replies. “Wait, that voice.” Lemmy says. “Oh, so you recognize my voice?” The guy asks again. “Oh, you're that guy! What are you exactly?” Lemmy asks. “Why should I let you know?” The guy asks. “Because I need to know you.” Lemmy replies. “Right, I'm not disclosing my name, but I'm gonna let you know my profession.” The guy says. “Ok.” Lemmy says. “I am a bounty hunter, that's all you'll get.” he says. “Why didn't you just kill me?” Lemmy asks. “Well, you were out in public, so i just wanted to take you somewhere quiet to execute you, also maybe hold you for ransom for much more than I'm getting.” The bounty hunter says. “How much exactly?” Lemmy asks. “10,000,000 coins, though I want to hold you for ransom for 1,000,000,000 coins, so tell me King Koopa's phone number so I can give him the ransom.” The bounty hunter says. “You can say that again, but I ain't giving you my dads phone number, if you can kill me and I still won't tell you.” Lemmy says. “Very well then.” The bounty hunter says pulling out a gun and pointing it at Lemmy. “Wait!” Lemmy shouts. “What now?” The bounty hunter asks. “I like to give a speech.” Lemmy says. “Fine, be quick.” The bounty hunter says. “Ok.” Lemmy says. He starts explaining many things, like human rights, choice, religion and politics, very slowly to earn some time for someone to realize he's missing. The bounty hunter realizes when Lemmy finishes. “Wait!? Lemmy! Will you bud out!? I won’t have you stalling your execution!” The bounty Hunter says. “Staling? I’m not stalling anything!” Lemmy says. “Yes you are.” The bounty hunter says. “No I’m not.” Lemmy says “ yesss, you are doing it right now.” The bounty hunter says. “I’m stalling?” Lemmy asks. “Yes!” The bounty hunter replies. “Stalling?” Lemmy asks. “Stalling!” The bounty hunter shouts. “Stalling?” Lemmy asks yet again. “STALLLINGG!” The bounty hunter shouts again. This goes on for quite some time. “You think I’m…… stalling?” Lemmy asks one final time. “AHHHHH! WHERE AM I IN CRAZY TOWN?! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!!!” The bounty hunter goes insane. “I AM JUST GONNA F##KING MURDER YOU RIGHT NOW!!!” He shouts again. “WAIT, I HAVE A FINAL REQUEST!” Lemmy shouts. “Spit it out. NOW!!!” The bounty hunter shouts. “Let me think.” Lemmy says. “BE QUICK!” The bounty hunter shouts just getting ready to shoot Lemmy and end this nonsense. “ONE PEA!” Lemmy shouts out. “Shure! A Pea! There can be anything stall worthy about that!” The bounty hunter shouts as he starts looking for a can of peas. Soon enough he finds it. He puts the one pea on the plate and gives it to Lemmy. He frees his right arm and gives Lemmy the fork. He keeps holding Lemmy at gunpoint, just so he can eat his pea. “Eat your pea Lemmy.” The bounty hunter says. Then Lemmy looks down at his one pea, he thought of stabbing the Bounty Hunter but the cavalar would probably stop him. Lemmy has the pea up to his mouth. “Eat it!” The bounty hunter shouts. Then Lemmy gets the pea in his mouth. He then starts chewing it, slowly. He just chews his pea like Professor Utonium in that one episode of the Power Puff Girls. He does it just to stall long enough. He thinks he could get away with it. “SWALLOW IT!!!” The bounty hunter shouts. Then Lemmy swallows it quickly after. “Great, now i can FINALLY KILL YOU! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!” The bounty hunter laughs, then someone breaks down the door. “OH CRAP!” The bounty hunter shouts. “Let the boy go!” The big guy says. “MAKE ME!” The bounty hunter shouts as he opens fire on him. He dodges the bullets, he uses the door as a shield from the bullets. He hears clicks and no Gunshots. He sprints towards the bounty hunter and starts handing his ass over to him. After nearly mutilating him, he then goes up to Lemmy and pulls out a knife. “AHHHHH!” Lemmy shouts thinking he's gonna get diced up. He swings and cuts the rope, then he grabs Lemmy and runs out, he starts crying in fear of getting kidnapped by some other rando he barely knows.
Outside away from that place, he puts Lemmy down and tries to comfort him, sort of treating him like a baby in the process. “Shhh, don’t cry there little buddy, I came to save you from that moron, I was the only one who saw you getting kidnapped. Be glad I came to rescue you.” The guy says. After a good bit of calming down, Lemmy came down to reality and realized he just saved him. He gets back on his feet. “*Snifle* why thank you, complete stranger I’ve never met before in my entire life.” Lemmy says. “No problem Lemmy, you should be glad that you have a fan willing to help you out of a pickle” The guy says. “Umm thank you sir, but i think i could have wiggeled myself out of there.” Lemmy says trying to seem stronger than he looks. “Are you sure?” The guy asks, seeing he's lying. “Honestly no, I'm thankful for you.” Lemmy replies. “I know, but I kind of wish that were true.” The guy says. “Ok i guess. But i have one question, Who are you? If you are a fan, whats your name, ive only heard one fan named Eddie.” Lemmy says. “I'm Eddie.” He says. “Your Eddie?” Lemmy asks. “yes.” Eddie says. “So that letter-.” Lemmy tries to say. “Was mine. I'm a fan.” Eddies says. “So you're my fan!” Lemmy says. “If it wasn't obvious enough.” Eddie says. They talk for a little bit, exchanging some information about what just happened, like getting kidnapped of course as well as attempting to be held for ransom and almost murdered.. “I see.’ Eddie says. “Well then, maybe we could try to get that traumatic experience out of your head with something you may like,” he adds. “Hmmm, maybe i could try Dairy Queen, if I was beaten up by starfox for a coupon, then it should be good.” Lemmy says. “Kind of a bazar choice considering what you just explained, but that may be a good choice.” Eddie says. “Perfect! Where can we find one?” Lemmy asks. “I’ve passed the same one multiple times, it should be right this way.” Eddie says pointing in one direction, Lemmy follows.
They get to Dairy Queen and order a Blizzard for Lemmy, he liked it just like last time, just without starfox pummeling him to the ground for stealing the coupons. (Which never happened.) They keep on chatting about things for a good little bit until Lemmy reveals he's been gone for a while, so he decided he would leave now. He bidded Eddie a farewell and ran back to the hotel. Lemmy had met a fanboy who was sane for fanboy standards but insane enough to risk his like for him. He was quick to get back to the hotel, though he hasn't mentioned the bounty hunter, despite the kidnapping. All he said when he got back was. “I made a new friend, his name is Eddie.”
The end.
The character of Eddie is based of the character by FreezeFlame22 in Bowser's Koopalings, recommend you check it out. He may not be written the way he was in Bowser's Koopalings, but I don't feel like getting banned from the website, with a homophobic catfish.
Also, sorry for being slightly late, I cleaned the bathroom upstairs.
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