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Day 4 of the hotel, and still nothing much happening. LOL. Today they were ready for something different, ready for gluttony. Though not right now, after all they haven’t thought of anything to do today, so right now, it’s thinking time. “So, buddy, what are we gonna do today?” Lemmy asks everybody. “How about we try to go to an amusement park?” Larry asks. “Maybe some other time, we haven't found a good place.” Lemmy replies. “Maybe a bookstore?” Ludwig asks. “You know you can just ask for money.” Bowser replies. “Any other suggestions?” Lemmy asks. “The pool?” Morton asks. “We went to the beach.” Lemmy replies. “Oh,” Morton replies. “Is there anything we can do right now?” Lemmy asks. “Maybe we can just walk around this city, maybe find something good to do.” Wendy says. “Sounds like a good idea.” Roy says. “I agree, let's get ready to leave, we'll be going out in maybe 5 minutes.” Lemmy says. Then the boys do exactly that. A bit of time passes, they are ready to leave, they then go out.
Out and about the city, they were checking out the many places on the way. Nothing much, but some places were kind of cool, stores and restaurants were a standard, that is a fact. But while they were browsing, they stopped at a few stores just to primarily gawk. A few of the boys found some cool things, Lemmy found a Hip Gear screen controller for gamecube, it was a bit expensive, but it may be worth it. “I've never seen that before.” Josh says. “I’ve heard of it a couple times, but I was hoping for a moment I'd find one for a reasonable price.” Lemmy replies. They picked up a few things like some games and for Ludwig, a nice book. Once they found all the things they wanted, even getting some candy, they were getting sort of bored and hungry. “Alright, that walk was great, but is anyone else getting hungry?” Lemmy asks everyone. “I’m kind of hungry.” Josh replies. “Mwe too.” Morton replies. “Me three.” Josh says. “I Can Eat A Whole Ass Horse!” Iggy replies. “That's a bit much.” Bowser Jr replies. “We could share a horse to eat.” Wendy Says. “Why do people heat horses?” Larry asks. “That's a figure of speech Larry.” Wendy says. “I think we all know we're all hungry, so we should probably head somewhere to eat. So let's think for a bit.” Lemmy says. Then everyone thought for a little bit, they had been thinking for a few minutes. “OK this is getting dragged out, let's get a fill breaker and look up a good place.” Lemmy says pulling out his phone, he saw he got a missed call from Gabo. Lemmy then takes it, Gabo picks up quickly. “Hello?” He says. “Hi Gabo.” Lemmy replies. “Why did you miss my call?” Gabo asks. “Look, I'm sorry, I was just thinking about where we should go to eat.” Lemmy says. “Well I heard about this place called the Flaming Grill, I'm interested in going there, you can come with me or take me with you if you want.” Gabo says. “Yes! We're gonna take you to the Flaming Grill with me, if my dad says it's ok.” Lemmy says. “Yes, I'll allow it.” Bowser says. “Ok, we'll take you with us.” Lemmy says. “Great, I have enough money for myself and you, so the rest will be paid for by your father.” Gabo says. “I could also pay for the others so I may be fine since I've been saving quite a bit.” Lemmy says. “Great, meet me back at the hotel and we'll figure out who's taking who.” Gabo replies. “Ok, goodbye.” Lemmy says hanging up the phone. “Alright Boys, We're going to a buffet I think!” Lemmy says. “We heard about the Flaming Grill Part.” Wendy says. “Ok, let's head back to the hotel.” Lemmy says. “I’M GONNA EAT THE BUFFETS WHOLE SUPPLY OF FOOD!” Iggy shouts all hungry. “Not today.” Lemmy says quietly to himself having a sleeping pill on him.
Back at the hotel everyone was thinking, how do they get to get to the Buffet. Shure They rented a van, but they still needed directions, so they got out the old Sat Nav to navigate them to the restaurant. Everyone and Gabo had to be kind of squished into the van since it was a little small. It's not like the cockpit of the airship where there was only one seat because last time Bowser checked, he only had one butt. but there were barely enough seats to fit everyone, 13 seats with 4 passenger rows, passenger seat and The driver being Bowser. The main 6 i’d like to focus on, all had a DS with Lemmy having a copy of Puyo Puyo Fever. They were playing multiplayer for a good little while, in order of number of wins, Lemmy being 1st, Sonic being 2nd, Ludwig being 3rd, Gabo being 4th, Josh being 5th and Roy being 6th. “You know Lemmy, you're really good at Puyo Puyo, you've put up quite a challenge.” Sonic says. “Yes Lemmy, I'm just a beginner.” Roy says. “Me too.” Josh says. “Me three.” Gabo says. “I know you're starting, but all I can really say is get good.” Lemmy says. “Alright fine, We’ll try.” Roy says trying to practice, though he realized he doesn't have his own copy.
After a little more, they get to the restaurant, they all get out to enter the restaurant. On their way back to the hotel, Gabo booked the backroom for 13 people, they meet the waiter or whatever at the front. “Aright, who got a table here?” The person asks. “Down here! I've booked us a few tables. I'm partially gonna be paying for me and my friend Lemmy, the rest are paying.” Gabo explains. He checks the list and sees Gabo’s name and 13 others. “I’ve underestimated you.” The person replies. “Right this way.” He adds as they follow him. They get to their tables in the back, they were given some pepsi or some lemon lime soda. “Alright, you can take anything you want, just dont take more than you can stomach.” The person says. “You know what she said, only take what you can eat.” Lemmy says. “I'M GONNA EAT EVERYTHING!” Iggy says. “Welp, I'm gonna have to drug him if that statement is true.” Lemmy says quietly to himself. They boys go out to the buffet to take some food, Everyone is thinking on what they can get, they will grab all they need, except for Iggy who takes quite a bit of food. “If this doesn't satisfy my hunger, I’m eating all of this s**t!” Iggy says. As he isn’t looking, Lemmy crushed the sleeping pill on some of his food. Some grabbed some of the food they need but some others are still thinking. “I don’t know Lemmy, I’m not much of a sea food guy.” Ludwig says. “It shouldn’t be hard to try sushi, dip it in the Soy sauce and it should mask the raw fish.” Lemmy says. “What?” Ludwig asks. “Nothing, just try it with Soy Sauce.” Lemmy replies. “Ok.” Ludwig says grabbing some sushi. Lemmy does the same, while also grabbing some shrimp. Wendy was also thinking about what to get. “Do they atleast have other types of food that does not consist of raw fish?” Wendy asks. “I think there is other food here, I think you should check.” Lemmy replies. After doing the same for the rest they were all ready to eat. Lemmy had gotten himself a good amount of food from sushi to shrimp to a few other things. While they were eating Lemmy got a call. Lemmy picks it up. “Hey, is bowser here? I have to discuss something with bowser.” Says someone that sounds like kamek but not really. “I’m sorry, let’s not discuss politics.” Lemmy replies and hangs up. “Who was that?” Bowser asks. “An AI scam bot I guess.” Lemmy replies. “This didn’t satisfy me! IM GONNA-“ Iggy tries to say before falling asleep. “Guessing he just passed out.” Lemmy says. “I guess.” Bowser replies. “So, thanks for booking some tables for us.” Lemmy says. “Thank you.” Gabo replies. After just a bit more time, Lemmy gets another call. “米自皮伯将军的消息,非常重要!” It says. He just hangs it up. “Who was that?” Bowser asks. “Just some Chinese robot from the sound of it.” Lemmy says. Just in the other dining Room was Star Fox. Fox gets a call. “Hey, you just won a million dollars! Get over here now!” The guy says. “Who are you! How did you get to us through our transmission signal!?” Fox asks, then the guy hangs up, likely having accidentally rerouted Starfox's transmission to Lemmy, and his message to Starfox. “Who was that even?” Falco asks. “A hacker that’s who!” Slippy says. “We’ll figure this out later, right now, we’ve got nothing to do.” Fox says. “Though I do have the slightest feeling General Pepper is trying to contact us.” Fox replies. Back to Lemmy. Shortly after Chinese Rob 64 somehow got rerouted with Lemmy, his phone rang yet again. “Bowser, how would you like me to suck on your big fat slimy d**k!” The sound of an A.I woman says. “EW!” Lemmy shouts, chucking his phone away, hitting someone at the table. He looks behind at Lemmy. “Umm, I should be going now.” Lemmy says making a b line for the entrance. As Lemmy was fiddling around for a 100 dollar bill, then he heard someone. “Gonna have to stop you right there Lemmy!” The Voice of the bounty hunter comes out. “Think I was gone from the last time we met?” He adds. “I wish I was right.” Lemmy says as he jumps onto Lemmy. Then a fight occurs in the buffet, part food, part fist. “Aw hell yea, I want a piece of that action!” Sticks says seeing the fight breaking out. She then lashes at a local hater. “This must be the main course!” Shadow says. “No it’s not, it’s fighting.” Silver replies. Without much time, a fight keeps on breaking out. Lemmy going up against the bounty hunter. Then Starfox joins in when Wolf and the gang show up. “Don’t get too Comfy Starfox!” Wolf says. “Starwolf again?” Fox asks. Then the fight between the two happens. It wasn’t much better with the others, as a lot of the rest were now throwing hay makers, turning the Flaming' Grill into SmashBurger. As this is going on, the fight between Slippy and Leon goes into the dining room with the main group, then Leon knocks out Slippy, now he wants more action. “Ahh, a bunch of little boys doing their thing. Must be my lucky day cause I’m a p*****ile.” Leon says out loud. Then an object comes careening towards him. It was a puffer fish it was, he got poisoned and inflamed due to his allergies. “Oh s**t *gasp* no!” Leon says gasping for air, before passing out due to lack of oxygen. Then something hit Iggy as he was sleeping. It causes him to wake up. “Ohhhh, what happened?” He asks. He then looks around, seeing all of the fighting going on. “OH HELL YEAH, THERE'S A FIGHT!? SAVE THE ACTION FOR MEEEEE!!!” Iggy says going from energy level 0 to 100. “I’ll show you!” Larry says punching some big guy. He does it, and it was pathetic. “Gulp.” Larry does. “Don’t make me laugh.” The big guy says punching Larry was harder. “PATHEDIC!” Iggy shouts out. “Hu?” The strong guy says as Iggy comes jumping at him handing his ass over to him in 15 seconds, leaving nothing more than a paraplegic vegetable. “WHO WANTS TO GET THERE ASS BEAT!!!” Iggy shouts out. Some guy was pinning Bowser to the ground. “I knew it would be easy to take you on, you big baby!” The guy says. “Hey!” Bowser says. “GET OFF THE KING!!!” Iggy shouts grabbing the guy and throwing him into a wall. “Why thanks Iggy.” Bowser replies. Then Silver is picking a fight with another person. “Don’t do something bad, I’m autistic.” An autistic stereotype says. “Nice try buddy, I heard of autistic stereotypes before, and you fall under one.” Silver says pinning the guy down and beating him hard. “OW OW! Ok you won! I was faking being autistic, Now Please Let me go!!!” The guy said to Silver. “After you endure Shadows chaos blast, we’ll let you go.” Silver says holding him up. “What no!” The guy says. Shadow then does a chaos blast on the guy and silver drops him. But that wasn’t all. Iggy started beating the s**t out of him. “STAY DOWN FALSE REPRESENTATION!!!” Iggy says punching the guy in the face. While he was doing that, he saw the guy beating up Lemmy. “LEMMY!!!” Iggy shouts out. “IGGY HELP! HE'S GOT A GUN!!!” Lemmy shouts out. “Well spotted midget, now you’ll meet your demise.” The bounty hunter says pulling out a gun. Then Iggy went up to him and slapped the gun out of his hand. “Hey what the hell!?” The bounty hunter says. “Get, off my FRIEND!” Iggy says grabbing the bounty hunter and chucking him through the window. “Holy hue Iggy! How are you so strong!?” Lemmy asks. “Your welcome brother.” Iggy says looking for more action. Then Lemmy’s phone rang, he just happened to be close, he answered it. “方位确认,发送补给。” The same voice commenced, having been rerouted to him somehow. “?” Lemmy was Like, just a bit later a box falls from the sky. Lemmy investigated the box, inside was a device that read in English “memory wiper device.” “This should go to good use, I don’t want people to hate me.” Lemmy says. He then goes inside to see the others still fighting. “Come and face me like a man little baby backed bitch!” Some guy says to Josh. “Please don’t hurt me.” Josh says. Then Lemmy Hits the guy with a chair. “Come on! We need to get out of here!” Lemmy says. He then gets bowser. “Come on dad, we have to leave!” Lemmy says to Bowser. “This place is a mess.” Wendy says. “No time for facebook, we need to leave!” Lemmy says to Wendy. “Planned on it.” Wendy replies. He does the same to everyone. “IGGY, WE NEED TO LEAVE!” Lemmy pestered Iggy. “Can I get one more?” Iggy replies. “NO!” Lemmy says grabbing Iggy and throwing the memory wiper. He hops in the van with everyone else. “Drive, Drive DRIVE!” Lemmy pestures Bowser. “On it!” Bowser floors it out of there with the memory wiper going off within a 50 foot radius. It made everyone forget what happened within the last 30 minutes. Everyone that was in there was quite confused why they were there and why the restaurant was in shambles, and why they were even there in the first place. “Hey, where are we?” Slippy asks. “I don’t know, but we should probably help clean this place, we’ve got nothing else to do.” Fox replies. “Do we have too?” Slippy asks. “I don't think we have anything to worry about, so we should at least help.” Fox replies. “Fine!” Falco replies.
In the van, almost everyone was looking back at the sight. “Do you think that was the best restaurant trip we’ve had in a while?” Iggy asks. “Not sure? We’ve had plenty of action so Probably.” Lemmy replies. “Yhea. Anyway Lemmy, what did you throw?” Ludwig asks. “Just some memory wiper device, now they won’t realize I started it.” Lemmy replies. “Did you leave money?” Gabo asks. “I left 1k of mine and dads money there for their luck and I didnt want to dine and dash since the food was pretty good.” Lemmy replies. “Yep, shame we didn’t get ice cream.” Gabo replies. “Tell you what, we should have a party at a nearby ice cream shop.” Lemmy replies. “Mmm, yes.” Gabo says. “Yes! Let’s go for ice cream.” Lemmy says. Everyone then cheers because of course.
When they got to the parlor they all got their own things with Lemmy and Josh chugging on chocolate Milkshakes and having the time of their lives in a messing contest to see who would care for who. Lemmy won. Now Josh needs to care for Lemmy for the rest of the day, and the first thing he had to do was change his and Lemmy’s hyper messy diapers. So they went into the bathroom and Josh grabbed his changing supplies. He had brought him nighttime diapers so they would probably be effective. “You brought your nighttime diapers rather than your regular ones?” Lemmy asks. “I just grabbed the wrong diapers by accident, let me be.” Josh replies as he starts changing Lemmy. “Ok, I also like the look of them, are they heavy duty?” Lemmy asks as he's being wiped. “Yes, there are heavy duty diapers for heavy wetting and messing in the middle of the night. They also absorb half a gallon if you have the bladder capacity of Shadow the hedgehog.” Josh replies as he finishes changing Lemmy. He was about to leave, then Lemmy reminded him. “Aren't you forgetting something?” Lemmy asks. Then Josh realizes he forgot to change himself. “Oh right, thank you Lemmy.” Josh replies as he puts down Lemmy and starts changing himself. “Anytime.” Lemmy replies. After the whole conversation and changing in the bathroom, it was time for Josh to care for Lemmy, primarily spoon feeding Lemmy since he had some more ice cream as Bowser watches on. “Looks like he’s trying to be a parent for Lemmy for a little bit.” Bowser says. “Maybe we should get him one of those things you clip onto your chest or back to hold a baby.” Sonic replies. “That would be so cute. If only I could also be in Lemmy’s position for a bit.” Gabo replies. “You could maybe do it for like a second, but don't get too comfortable, you still have an apartment to keep clean.” Sonic replies. “Maybe I'll try it some other time.” Gabo replies.
After a bit, they decide to head back to the apartment, and the first thing Josh and Lemmy do is crash onto their bed. They had also walked around for a while, so Josh was kind of exhausted, and wanted nothing more than to finally sleep in a bed. Lemmy still in his arms, he cuddled him like a teddy bear. To top it off, both wet themselves quite a good bit. The others didn’t notice, so they slept in peace. At 7pm kind of early if i say so.
Back at the buffet.
“Alright guys, we've done some pretty good work, now we can go back and do barely anything.” Fox says, then he gets a call on his transmission device. He picks it up. “Hey Starfox, don't worry about the priority one message i've sent you, it was just a test to see if you would receive it, reply if you do, it’s been like 28 minutes since I’ve sent it.” General Pepper says. “I don’t remember hearing about a message.” Fox replies. “Come on StarFox! You're supposed to open the message if it’s Priority one!” General Pepper replies. “I'm still clueless on what you're talking about.” Fox replies. “Quit the crazy talk fox! It’s now been 29 minutes since I’ve sent the message!” General Pepper replies. “Ugh! Forget it! Just be glad it was only a test and not for real, otherwise we’d be done for!” General pepper says. “Now don’t try this on me again, I’m gonna have to send another test to see if you’ll revive it.” He adds before ending the call. “What the hell was he on about?” Slippy asks.
The end
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The earlier part of this story at the buffet kind of plays out like the old online animation “We’re Starfox!” Also, the Chinese text is copy pasted from the iQue version of Starfox 64. Specifically, someone's video, with the Message from General Pepper line, and Location confirmed, sending supplies. Also, I didn't know Leon was Falco's rival, meaning andrew pied a fight with Falco and just as easily handed Andrew’s ass over to him, just like Leon did to Slippy
Now I’ll try to finish day 7
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Never finished
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Day 4 of the hotel, and still nothing much happening. LOL. Today they were ready for something different, ready for gluttony. Though not right now, after all they haven’t thought of anything to do today, so right now, it’s thinking time. “So, buddy, what are we gonna do today?” Lemmy asks everybody. “How about we try to go to an amusement park?” Larry asks. “Maybe some other time, we haven't found a good place.” Lemmy replies. “Maybe a bookstore?” Ludwig asks. “You know you can just ask for money.” Bowser replies. “Any other suggestions?” Lemmy asks. “The pool?” Morton asks. “We went to the beach.” Lemmy replies. “Oh,” Morton replies. “Is there anything we can do right now?” Lemmy asks. “Maybe we can just walk around this city, maybe find something good to do.” Wendy says. “Sounds like a good idea.” Roy says. “I agree, let's get ready to leave, we'll be going out in maybe 5 minutes.” Lemmy says. Then the boys do exactly that. A bit of time passes, they are ready to leave, they then go out.
Out and about the city, they were checking out the many places on the way. Nothing much, but some places were kind of cool, stores and restaurants were a standard, that is a fact. But while they were browsing, they stopped at a few stores just to primarily gawk. A few of the boys found some cool things, Lemmy found a Hip Gear screen controller for gamecube, it was a bit expensive, but it may be worth it. “I've never seen that before.” Josh says. “I’ve heard of it a couple times, but I was hoping for a moment I'd find one for a reasonable price.” Lemmy replies. They picked up a few things like some games and for Ludwig, a nice book. Once they found all the things they wanted, even getting some candy, they were getting sort of bored and hungry. “Alright, that walk was great, but is anyone else getting hungry?” Lemmy asks everyone. “I’m kind of hungry.” Josh replies. “Mwe too.” Morton replies. “Me three.” Josh says. “I Can Eat A Whole Ass Horse!” Iggy replies. “That's a bit much.” Bowser Jr replies. “We could share a horse to eat.” Wendy Says. “Why do people heat horses?” Larry asks. “That's a figure of speech Larry.” Wendy says. “I think we all know we're all hungry, so we should probably head somewhere to eat. So let's think for a bit.” Lemmy says. Then everyone thought for a little bit, they had been thinking for a few minutes. “OK this is getting dragged out, let's get a fill breaker and look up a good place.” Lemmy says pulling out his phone, he saw he got a missed call from Gabo. Lemmy then takes it, Gabo picks up quickly. “Hello?” He says. “Hi Gabo.” Lemmy replies. “Why did you miss my call?” Gabo asks. “Look, I'm sorry, I was just thinking about where we should go to eat.” Lemmy says. “Well I heard about this place called the Flaming Grill, I'm interested in going there, you can come with me or take me with you if you want.” Gabo says. “Yes! We're gonna take you to the Flaming Grill with me, if my dad says it's ok.” Lemmy says. “Yes, I'll allow it.” Bowser says. “Ok, we'll take you with us.” Lemmy says. “Great, I have enough money for myself and you, so the rest will be paid for by your father.” Gabo says. “I could also pay for the others so I may be fine since I've been saving quite a bit.” Lemmy says. “Great, meet me back at the hotel and we'll figure out who's taking who.” Gabo replies. “Ok, goodbye.” Lemmy says hanging up the phone. “Alright Boys, We're going to a buffet I think!” Lemmy says. “We heard about the Flaming Grill Part.” Wendy says. “Ok, let's head back to the hotel.” Lemmy says. “I’M GONNA EAT THE BUFFETS WHOLE SUPPLY OF FOOD!” Iggy shouts all hungry. “Not today.” Lemmy says quietly to himself having a sleeping pill on him.
Back at the hotel everyone was thinking, how do they get to get to the Buffet. Shure They rented a van, but they still needed directions, so they got out the old Sat Nav to navigate them to the restaurant. Everyone and Gabo had to be kind of squished into the van since it was a little small. It's not like the cockpit of the airship where there was only one seat because last time Bowser checked, he only had one butt. but there were barely enough seats to fit everyone, 13 seats with 4 passenger rows, passenger seat and The driver being Bowser. The main 6 i’d like to focus on, all had a DS with Lemmy having a copy of Puyo Puyo Fever. They were playing multiplayer for a good little while, in order of number of wins, Lemmy being 1st, Sonic being 2nd, Ludwig being 3rd, Gabo being 4th, Josh being 5th and Roy being 6th. “You know Lemmy, you're really good at Puyo Puyo, you've put up quite a challenge.” Sonic says. “Yes Lemmy, I'm just a beginner.” Roy says. “Me too.” Josh says. “Me three.” Gabo says. “I know you're starting, but all I can really say is get good.” Lemmy says. “Alright fine, We’ll try.” Roy says trying to practice, though he realized he doesn't have his own copy.
After a little more, they get to the restaurant, they all get out to enter the restaurant. On their way back to the hotel, Gabo booked the backroom for 13 people, they meet the waiter or whatever at the front. “Aright, who got a table here?” The person asks. “Down here! I've booked us a few tables. I'm partially gonna be paying for me and my friend Lemmy, the rest are paying.” Gabo explains. He checks the list and sees Gabo’s name and 13 others. “I’ve underestimated you.” The person replies. “Right this way.” He adds as they follow him. They get to their tables in the back, they were given some pepsi or some lemon lime soda. “Alright, you can take anything you want, just dont take more than you can stomach.” The person says. “You know what she said, only take what you can eat.” Lemmy says. “I'M GONNA EAT EVERYTHING!” Iggy says. “Welp, I'm gonna have to drug him if that statement is true.” Lemmy says quietly to himself. They boys go out to the buffet to take some food, Everyone is thinking on what they can get, they will grab all they need, except for Iggy who takes quite a bit of food. “If this doesn't satisfy my hunger, I’m eating all of this s**t!” Iggy says. As he isn’t looking, Lemmy crushed the sleeping pill on some of his food. Some grabbed some of the food they need but some others are still thinking. “I don’t know Lemmy, I’m not much of a sea food guy.” Ludwig says. “It shouldn’t be hard to try sushi, dip it in the Soy sauce and it should mask the raw fish.” Lemmy says. “What?” Ludwig asks. “Nothing, just try it with Soy Sauce.” Lemmy replies. “Ok.” Ludwig says grabbing some sushi. Lemmy does the same, while also grabbing some shrimp. Wendy was also thinking about what to get. “Do they atleast have other types of food that does not consist of raw fish?” Wendy asks. “I think there is other food here, I think you should check.” Lemmy replies. After doing the same for the rest they were all ready to eat. Lemmy had gotten himself a good amount of food from sushi to shrimp to a few other things. While they were eating Lemmy got a call. Lemmy picks it up. “Hey, is bowser here? I have to discuss something with bowser.” Says someone that sounds like kamek but not really. “I’m sorry, let’s not discuss politics.” Lemmy replies and hangs up. “Who was that?” Bowser asks. “An AI scam bot I guess.” Lemmy replies. “This didn’t satisfy me! IM GONNA-“ Iggy tries to say before falling asleep. “Guessing he just passed out.” Lemmy says. “I guess.” Bowser replies. “So, thanks for booking some tables for us.” Lemmy says. “Thank you.” Gabo replies. After just a bit more time, Lemmy gets another call. “米自皮伯将军的消息,非常重要!” It says. He just hangs it up. “Who was that?” Bowser asks. “Just some Chinese robot from the sound of it.” Lemmy says. Just in the other dining Room was Star Fox. Fox gets a call. “Hey, you just won a million dollars! Get over here now!” The guy says. “Who are you! How did you get to us through our transmission signal!?” Fox asks, then the guy hangs up, likely having accidentally rerouted Starfox's transmission to Lemmy, and his message to Starfox. “Who was that even?” Falco asks. “A hacker that’s who!” Slippy says. “We’ll figure this out later, right now, we’ve got nothing to do.” Fox says. “Though I do have the slightest feeling General Pepper is trying to contact us.” Fox replies. Back to Lemmy. Shortly after Chinese Rob 64 somehow got rerouted with Lemmy, his phone rang yet again. “Bowser, how would you like me to suck on your big fat slimy d**k!” The sound of an A.I woman says. “EW!” Lemmy shouts, chucking his phone away, hitting someone at the table. He looks behind at Lemmy. “Umm, I should be going now.” Lemmy says making a b line for the entrance. As Lemmy was fiddling around for a 100 dollar bill, then he heard someone. “Gonna have to stop you right there Lemmy!” The Voice of the bounty hunter comes out. “Think I was gone from the last time we met?” He adds. “I wish I was right.” Lemmy says as he jumps onto Lemmy. Then a fight occurs in the buffet, part food, part fist. “Aw hell yea, I want a piece of that action!” Sticks says seeing the fight breaking out. She then lashes at a local hater. “This must be the main course!” Shadow says. “No it’s not, it’s fighting.” Silver replies. Without much time, a fight keeps on breaking out. Lemmy going up against the bounty hunter. Then Starfox joins in when Wolf and the gang show up. “Don’t get too Comfy Starfox!” Wolf says. “Starwolf again?” Fox asks. Then the fight between the two happens. It wasn’t much better with the others, as a lot of the rest were now throwing hay makers, turning the Flaming' Grill into SmashBurger. As this is going on, the fight between Slippy and Leon goes into the dining room with the main group, then Leon knocks out Slippy, now he wants more action. “Ahh, a bunch of little boys doing their thing. Must be my lucky day cause I’m a p*****ile.” Leon says out loud. Then an object comes careening towards him. It was a puffer fish it was, he got poisoned and inflamed due to his allergies. “Oh s**t *gasp* no!” Leon says gasping for air, before passing out due to lack of oxygen. Then something hit Iggy as he was sleeping. It causes him to wake up. “Ohhhh, what happened?” He asks. He then looks around, seeing all of the fighting going on. “OH HELL YEAH, THERE'S A FIGHT!? SAVE THE ACTION FOR MEEEEE!!!” Iggy says going from energy level 0 to 100. “I’ll show you!” Larry says punching some big guy. He does it, and it was pathetic. “Gulp.” Larry does. “Don’t make me laugh.” The big guy says punching Larry was harder. “PATHEDIC!” Iggy shouts out. “Hu?” The strong guy says as Iggy comes jumping at him handing his ass over to him in 15 seconds, leaving nothing more than a paraplegic vegetable. “WHO WANTS TO GET THERE ASS BEAT!!!” Iggy shouts out. Some guy was pinning Bowser to the ground. “I knew it would be easy to take you on, you big baby!” The guy says. “Hey!” Bowser says. “GET OFF THE KING!!!” Iggy shouts grabbing the guy and throwing him into a wall. “Why thanks Iggy.” Bowser replies. Then Silver is picking a fight with another person. “Don’t do something bad, I’m autistic.” An autistic stereotype says. “Nice try buddy, I heard of autistic stereotypes before, and you fall under one.” Silver says pinning the guy down and beating him hard. “OW OW! Ok you won! I was faking being autistic, Now Please Let me go!!!” The guy said to Silver. “After you endure Shadows chaos blast, we’ll let you go.” Silver says holding him up. “What no!” The guy says. Shadow then does a chaos blast on the guy and silver drops him. But that wasn’t all. Iggy started beating the s**t out of him. “STAY DOWN FALSE REPRESENTATION!!!” Iggy says punching the guy in the face. While he was doing that, he saw the guy beating up Lemmy. “LEMMY!!!” Iggy shouts out. “IGGY HELP! HE'S GOT A GUN!!!” Lemmy shouts out. “Well spotted midget, now you’ll meet your demise.” The bounty hunter says pulling out a gun. Then Iggy went up to him and slapped the gun out of his hand. “Hey what the hell!?” The bounty hunter says. “Get, off my FRIEND!” Iggy says grabbing the bounty hunter and chucking him through the window. “Holy hue Iggy! How are you so strong!?” Lemmy asks. “Your welcome brother.” Iggy says looking for more action. Then Lemmy’s phone rang, he just happened to be close, he answered it. “方位确认,发送补给。” The same voice commenced, having been rerouted to him somehow. “?” Lemmy was Like, just a bit later a box falls from the sky. Lemmy investigated the box, inside was a device that read in English “memory wiper device.” “This should go to good use, I don’t want people to hate me.” Lemmy says. He then goes inside to see the others still fighting. “Come and face me like a man little baby backed bitch!” Some guy says to Josh. “Please don’t hurt me.” Josh says. Then Lemmy Hits the guy with a chair. “Come on! We need to get out of here!” Lemmy says. He then gets bowser. “Come on dad, we have to leave!” Lemmy says to Bowser. “This place is a mess.” Wendy says. “No time for facebook, we need to leave!” Lemmy says to Wendy. “Planned on it.” Wendy replies. He does the same to everyone. “IGGY, WE NEED TO LEAVE!” Lemmy pestered Iggy. “Can I get one more?” Iggy replies. “NO!” Lemmy says grabbing Iggy and throwing the memory wiper. He hops in the van with everyone else. “Drive, Drive DRIVE!” Lemmy pestures Bowser. “On it!” Bowser floors it out of there with the memory wiper going off within a 50 foot radius. It made everyone forget what happened within the last 30 minutes. Everyone that was in there was quite confused why they were there and why the restaurant was in shambles, and why they were even there in the first place. “Hey, where are we?” Slippy asks. “I don’t know, but we should probably help clean this place, we’ve got nothing else to do.” Fox replies. “Do we have too?” Slippy asks. “I don't think we have anything to worry about, so we should at least help.” Fox replies. “Fine!” Falco replies.
In the van, almost everyone was looking back at the sight. “Do you think that was the best restaurant trip we’ve had in a while?” Iggy asks. “Not sure? We’ve had plenty of action so Probably.” Lemmy replies. “Yhea. Anyway Lemmy, what did you throw?” Ludwig asks. “Just some memory wiper device, now they won’t realize I started it.” Lemmy replies. “Did you leave money?” Gabo asks. “I left 1k of mine and dads money there for their luck and I didnt want to dine and dash since the food was pretty good.” Lemmy replies. “Yep, shame we didn’t get ice cream.” Gabo replies. “Tell you what, we should have a party at a nearby ice cream shop.” Lemmy replies. “Mmm, yes.” Gabo says. “Yes! Let’s go for ice cream.” Lemmy says. Everyone then cheers because of course.
When they got to the parlor they all got their own things with Lemmy and Josh chugging on chocolate Milkshakes and having the time of their lives in a messing contest to see who would care for who. Lemmy won. Now Josh needs to care for Lemmy for the rest of the day, and the first thing he had to do was change his and Lemmy’s hyper messy diapers. So they went into the bathroom and Josh grabbed his changing supplies. He had brought him nighttime diapers so they would probably be effective. “You brought your nighttime diapers rather than your regular ones?” Lemmy asks. “I just grabbed the wrong diapers by accident, let me be.” Josh replies as he starts changing Lemmy. “Ok, I also like the look of them, are they heavy duty?” Lemmy asks as he's being wiped. “Yes, there are heavy duty diapers for heavy wetting and messing in the middle of the night. They also absorb half a gallon if you have the bladder capacity of Shadow the hedgehog.” Josh replies as he finishes changing Lemmy. He was about to leave, then Lemmy reminded him. “Aren't you forgetting something?” Lemmy asks. Then Josh realizes he forgot to change himself. “Oh right, thank you Lemmy.” Josh replies as he puts down Lemmy and starts changing himself. “Anytime.” Lemmy replies. After the whole conversation and changing in the bathroom, it was time for Josh to care for Lemmy, primarily spoon feeding Lemmy since he had some more ice cream as Bowser watches on. “Looks like he’s trying to be a parent for Lemmy for a little bit.” Bowser says. “Maybe we should get him one of those things you clip onto your chest or back to hold a baby.” Sonic replies. “That would be so cute. If only I could also be in Lemmy’s position for a bit.” Gabo replies. “You could maybe do it for like a second, but don't get too comfortable, you still have an apartment to keep clean.” Sonic replies. “Maybe I'll try it some other time.” Gabo replies.
After a bit, they decide to head back to the apartment, and the first thing Josh and Lemmy do is crash onto their bed. They had also walked around for a while, so Josh was kind of exhausted, and wanted nothing more than to finally sleep in a bed. Lemmy still in his arms, he cuddled him like a teddy bear. To top it off, both wet themselves quite a good bit. The others didn’t notice, so they slept in peace. At 7pm kind of early if i say so.
Back at the buffet.
“Alright guys, we've done some pretty good work, now we can go back and do barely anything.” Fox says, then he gets a call on his transmission device. He picks it up. “Hey Starfox, don't worry about the priority one message i've sent you, it was just a test to see if you would receive it, reply if you do, it’s been like 28 minutes since I’ve sent it.” General Pepper says. “I don’t remember hearing about a message.” Fox replies. “Come on StarFox! You're supposed to open the message if it’s Priority one!” General Pepper replies. “I'm still clueless on what you're talking about.” Fox replies. “Quit the crazy talk fox! It’s now been 29 minutes since I’ve sent the message!” General Pepper replies. “Ugh! Forget it! Just be glad it was only a test and not for real, otherwise we’d be done for!” General pepper says. “Now don’t try this on me again, I’m gonna have to send another test to see if you’ll revive it.” He adds before ending the call. “What the hell was he on about?” Slippy asks.
The end
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The earlier part of this story at the buffet kind of plays out like the old online animation “We’re Starfox!” Also, the Chinese text is copy pasted from the iQue version of Starfox 64. Specifically, someone's video, with the Message from General Pepper line, and Location confirmed, sending supplies. Also, I didn't know Leon was Falco's rival, meaning andrew pied a fight with Falco and just as easily handed Andrew’s ass over to him, just like Leon did to Slippy
Now I’ll try to finish day 7
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