"Have you tried turning yourself on?"

Sounds like a genuine threat someone it Tech support says.

She's so careless!

"You're literally my boss, and hot as hell. You could just ASK me up here instead of bricking thousands of dollars of equipment every time."

"Where's the fun in that?"

The excuses she makes to fondle her employees...

Is that Tripp, from IT again? I see the poor boy is still getting savaged by his employer.

She's gonna need him to get under the desk. All the way under the desk.

"Hey since you got under my desk last time, how about we switch places this time?"

She totally didn't do this just to hit on the IT guy, no sir xp

Boss lady making sure she takes care of business her way!

There's Tech Support, then there's Tech Support. LOL

She's extremely rich; "messing" with her employees with things like this is child's play for her, so to speak. XD

Better than fake pizza delivery

Or calling the plumber. Or someone to fix your TV.

Yup!

She want enjoy with he

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode...
Long story short: Bart forged a fake driver's license that allowed him to buy a car. He and his friends go for a trip but run out of money and end up stuck, so Bart ends up working for a delivery company.

He phones Lisa, who agrees to help him and later asks Homer to help as well.
Homer ends up ordering replacement hardware for the Powerplant's security system over the phone.
The clerk however is monitoring the Powerplant's system in real time and says that the system is functioning properly.

Which Homer rectifies with a can of beer!

At least its job security.

He should be grateful that the boss keeps calling him in. XD

Her lucky three legged rabbit

I want to see how he writes it up on the work ticket...

wonderful work
ulterior motives :O

She could probably just straight up ask him over for sex but where would be the fun in that?

Step 1: Acquire a glass of Mountain Dew.
Step 2: Acquire a computer.
Step 3: Apply liberally.