So I went away this weekend and I came home sad to find that my juvi Suriname Red Tail Boa, Jaeger, was missing. Last night, I was downstairs getting some food when I heard a BOOM from upstairs. Knowing nothing was upstairs but animals, and it was the middle of the night, I ran upstairs. I checked all the rooms and found nothing, until I went to wash my hands. This is what I saw. My little Jaeger was hanging out on my windowsill with my shot-bottles of booze, and the one he had knocked over was my Jaegermeister. Before last night, I hadn't chosen a good name for him, but his name is now Jaeger due to this incident.

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph.