Chuong: Good news, you're here. Bad news, you're living under a junta accused of mass murder and genocide. So your main mission is to stay calm and not blow up.

Zachary: You're in a much tougher spot than Lakhdar. Luckily, your junta will protect you. You got that going.

Fire Fennec: We don't want war with Niger and our borders are closed, meaning every person who enters our country illegally will be automatically deported without exceptions. We don't even have the resources to handle legal migrants because we're still cleaning up our mess from last year's civil war.

Zax: This whole thing sounds like the Sahel States are one mistake away from diplomatic disaster with Algeria.

Lawal: I promise to keep calm. I did so before, even though I made it clear that I was very cross indeed with the government. However, the Drumbums and/or Forsythians living there will keep them in line with their music.