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A Wild Miniature Giant Squee-nosed Dolphin Appears!
"BLIMEY, LOOKIT THIS! It's a rare Miniature Giant Squee-Nosed Dolphin!"
"EEEEE!"
"This little beaut I know happens to go by the name of Steven, and he's quite known around the area for causing all sorts of mischief and fun! Don't worry, he's mostly harmless, even in his most miniature forms like this! You just have to keep your mouth shut when he starts getting agitated. Trust me, mate, he's a right and proper terror when properly motivated!"
"Eee! EEEEeeeEEE! Eee!"
"See! Just like that! Just gotta pick this little bugger up and put him on top of my head so he can't target acquire!"
"EEEEE! EEE! E!"
"There you go, Steven, right there! Now, you've gotta be asking, why is he called a 'miniature giant squee-nosed dolphin'? Well, then... it's really complicated!"
"e?"
"Right you are, little guy! You see-achk, sqpleuh! Not the face!"
"eeeEEEEEEEE!"
"You see, he can shrink or grow to fit into any space, and is sturdier than most 'phins! Heck, he can gallumph around on land just like a seal in certain circumstances."
"eee."
"Smug little fella, inn't he? Anyway, the real thing with him is that he squees when he sees a belly. Fella likes to dive right in, and something makes him magically reappear instantly once he does! I've got to keep him on my head, or else I'd end up with a sudden case of dolphin in the mouf. Next thing you know, Hera's Your Auntie, and you're so fat and full you can't move an inch and there's a massive floppy friend draped all over you enjoying his handiwork!"
"eeee-he-he-heeeeeeee"
"Uh, I don't like that... Anyway, I've seen him small enough to get gobbled by an amoeba... and I've seen him big enough to be a good meal for the most utterly bonkers bing-bongs you've ever seen in your life. If you've got a mouth, you're not safe from this guy! Though, he's kind of harmless beyond that."
"eeeeeeEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!"
"Mmmrph! Mrrk!" Gulp. "Just... like... ugh... that. So full... Don't mind me, I've just got to deal with this. W-what, the accent? What else am I supposed to use when I'm talking about a kritter that would perfectly fit in in Australia?"
This piece was done for me by the lovely
Hyperchibiabsol as seen here! As a partial gift to 
Terrier19 to show off some changes he made to his character (his new sizeplay abilities), and to just be entirely too silly for our own good. I apologize to any australians out there for my atrocious Steve Irwin impersonation, it almost certainly will happen again.
itaku Posting: https://itaku.ee/images/1087821
"EEEEE!"
"This little beaut I know happens to go by the name of Steven, and he's quite known around the area for causing all sorts of mischief and fun! Don't worry, he's mostly harmless, even in his most miniature forms like this! You just have to keep your mouth shut when he starts getting agitated. Trust me, mate, he's a right and proper terror when properly motivated!"
"Eee! EEEEeeeEEE! Eee!"
"See! Just like that! Just gotta pick this little bugger up and put him on top of my head so he can't target acquire!"
"EEEEE! EEE! E!"
"There you go, Steven, right there! Now, you've gotta be asking, why is he called a 'miniature giant squee-nosed dolphin'? Well, then... it's really complicated!"
"e?"
"Right you are, little guy! You see-achk, sqpleuh! Not the face!"
"eeeEEEEEEEE!"
"You see, he can shrink or grow to fit into any space, and is sturdier than most 'phins! Heck, he can gallumph around on land just like a seal in certain circumstances."
"eee."
"Smug little fella, inn't he? Anyway, the real thing with him is that he squees when he sees a belly. Fella likes to dive right in, and something makes him magically reappear instantly once he does! I've got to keep him on my head, or else I'd end up with a sudden case of dolphin in the mouf. Next thing you know, Hera's Your Auntie, and you're so fat and full you can't move an inch and there's a massive floppy friend draped all over you enjoying his handiwork!"
"eeee-he-he-heeeeeeee"
"Uh, I don't like that... Anyway, I've seen him small enough to get gobbled by an amoeba... and I've seen him big enough to be a good meal for the most utterly bonkers bing-bongs you've ever seen in your life. If you've got a mouth, you're not safe from this guy! Though, he's kind of harmless beyond that."
"eeeeeeEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!"
"Mmmrph! Mrrk!" Gulp. "Just... like... ugh... that. So full... Don't mind me, I've just got to deal with this. W-what, the accent? What else am I supposed to use when I'm talking about a kritter that would perfectly fit in in Australia?"
This piece was done for me by the lovely
Hyperchibiabsol as seen here! As a partial gift to 
Terrier19 to show off some changes he made to his character (his new sizeplay abilities), and to just be entirely too silly for our own good. I apologize to any australians out there for my atrocious Steve Irwin impersonation, it almost certainly will happen again.itaku Posting: https://itaku.ee/images/1087821
Category All / Macro / Micro
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File Size 856.8 kB
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