A human male, one day, was minding his own business, when Marvin the Martian shows up. He screams, but as he was trying to run away, Marvin zaps him with a ray gun, turning him into a seed.


"A seed?", questioned Marvin. He looked at his weapon.

"Oh, silly me. This isn't my disintegrator.", looking towards the audience.

"It's my "Voluptuous Instant Martin Germinator."."


He pulls out a bunch of gadgets from behind his back.


"Hmm... Oh deer, it seems that I left my disintegrator back on Mars."

"I better go home and get it.", he walks away, but comes back.

"Oh, I don't want to forget this.", picking up the seed, and continue walking.

"We don't want this seed getting wet, or they might spoil my plans."


As he's walking, Marvin looks at the seed.


"Hmm... Such and odd color, but I suppose that's what happens when you zap another living thing with a seed germinator."


With that, he walks into his ship and jets quickly to Mars. When they arrived, Marvin placed the seed on a counter top, and went to look for his disintegrator. Just then, another martian walks up, noticing the seed. His name is Milton, and he is a bit of a slow sorts.


"Oh, goodie.", said Milton.

"An Instant Martian seed. This can fix the Claucey (Claucey-(Cl-ow-see): - A martian energy drink, like coffee.) machine."


Milton grabs the seed, and squirts it with water, re-hydrating it, but, instead of an Instant Martian, or a even a human man, a blue voluptuous Instant Martian, with pink hair, emerged from the seed! Clad in black leotard, and matching pumps. She was a little dazed, but when she saw Milton, she screamed!


"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!", he questioned his voiced in his thoughts, or rather her thoughts, as she ran out of the room.


"Oh, phooey.", said Milton.

"Now, I'll have to get another seed. She was clearly defective."


Just then, Martin arrived with his disintegrator ray.


"Uh, Milton, would you come here?", asked Marvin, looking at the counter

top, where the seed had been. Milton comes over.


"Did you happen to see an Instant Martin seed on the counter?"


"Yes, sir.", replied Milton.


"And, did you re-hydrate it?", asked Marvin, getting very angry.


"Yes, sir.", answered Milton.


"You fool! That seed was an Earthling I zapped with my "Voluptuous Female Instant Martian Germinator"!", scolded Marvin.


"Why would you do that?", asked Milton.


"Nevermind that, where IS that martin?!", commanded Marvin, getting even more angry.


"Out the office door.", answered Milton, nervously.


"We HAVE to destroy THAT martian!", yelled Marvin, angerly.


"What's the big deal?!", asked Milton.


"If THAT martian gets away, it will expose our plans to the Earthlings, or worse, be dissected, and reverse engineered, to be used against us!", scolded Marvin, in both an angry and scared tone.


"We MUST find! THAT!! MARTIAN!!!"


Meanwhile, our Instant Martian managed to escape the base, and began to search the martian city. I was easy to do in a pair of heels. Fortunately, there was a martian clothing store near by. She rushed in. She hid in a changing room, which gave her time to process what just happened.


"I was zapped by a Martian.", she looked at a mirror.


"Now, I'm some sort of alien bird. Stranded on an alien planet.", she thought.


She turned to the audience.


"Any of you, victims of abduction, gone through something like this?"

"Wow, I'm turned out to be quite a babe, huh.", admiring his new form.

"WHAT AM I DOIN'!?!"

"I've got to get back to Earth! But I can't, lookin' like THIS."

"Oh, what a girl to do?"

It's GOOD to be BACK!