I would like to thank James May, for his Inspirational Hair. And for having an easy name to remember.

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Raiju: I SAW AN UNHEALTHY FISHERMAN
Bigman: HOW UNHEALTHY?
Raiju: the fish pulled his arm off
Bigman: lovely!
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Raiju: Ignore the armpit bandits THERE EVERYWHERE, and their purpose escapes me
Bigman: fvdGUHGjnkjhBJ.H ,MZNE ,LKHNF
Bigman: WHY
Raiju: I HAVE NO IDEA
Raiju: THE NAME AMUSED MEH
Raiju: SO I SHOUTED IT
Raiju: AND THE CONSEQUENCES ARE YET TO COME
Bigman: I'M WORRIED
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Bigman: BEN
Raiju: BEN JERRY
Bigman: BEN JERRY FRANCIS
Raiju: BEN JERRY FRANCIS BERNINTON
Bigman: BEN JERRY FRANCIS BERNINTON MENS
Raiju: BEN JERRY FRANCIS BERNINTON MENS TIMOTHY-ALLAN-SPREE
Bigman: BEN JERRY FRANCIS BERNINTON MENS TIMOTHY-ALLAN-SPREE MOLEY CRANE
Raiju: BEN JERRY FRANCIS BERNINTON MENS TIMOTHY-ALLAN-SPREE MOLEY CRANE ON-A-BOON
Bigman: BEN JERRY FRANCIS BERNINTON MENS TIMOTHY-ALLAN-SPREE MOLEY CRANE ON-A-BOON THAT-FRIES-EGGE
Raiju: BEN JERRY FRANCIS BERNINTON MENS TIMOTHY-ALLAN-SPREE MOLEY CRANE ON-A-BOON THAT-FRIES-EGGE CAUZ-HEZ-FAT
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Bigman: HI
Raiju: I NEARLY BIT MA KEY
Bigman: WHY
Raiju: cause it got in the way
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Raiju: DAMN IT, I DROPED MA READING MANDABLES
Bigman: WHY
Raiju: CAUSE I TRIPED OVER A "LYING DOWN MAN" WHICH ARE CURRENTLY SCATTERED ALLOVER THE HOUSE EVER SINCE THE ATTIC DOOR BROKE AND THEY ALL FELL OUT
Bigman: BLOODY HELL THAT'S A SCARY FILM THAT NEEDS MADE
Raiju: Lying Down Men THE MOVIE
Bigman: YES
Raiju: STARRING "HELGA VON FALLINGBRIDGES"
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Bigman: HAS UNCLE YEMMING FOUND ANY MORE LIMBS?
Raiju: 26 ARMS, 49 LEGS, 2 NECKS, 125 FINGERS, AND AN EAR (all in one night, INVOLVING JAMES, GLASGOW, AND JARS)
Bigman: NICE
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Raiju: DEER, the epik game
Raiju: all about rutting
Raiju: AND TEA
Raiju: AND TEA RUSTLING
Bigman: EEW
Raiju: HUNTING WILD TEA PLANTS THAT HAVE TEETH AND RIFLES
Bigman: THAT'S DANGEROUS
Raiju: YOU JUST WISDOMISED THE POINT
Bigman: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Raiju: WELL IF ANYONE DIES
Raiju: BLAME STEVE
Raiju: JAMES IS AWAY
Bigman: WHAT'S HE DOING NOW
Raiju: Killing nameless nano-men
Bigman: THAT'S NANOIST
Raiju: WHO WILL SAVE THE NANO-MEN?!?!
Bigman: THE ANTI JAMES MAYS
Raiju: OBV CORSE
Bigman: HAVE THEY FINISHED THEIR TEA YET
Raiju: nah, the tea plants got organised and went a bit feral
Bigman: SO THEY'RE BATTLING THE TEA PLANTS?
Raiju: YES
Bigman: AWESOMES
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Bigman: GRHEHqivhuejhtreokjbhrpokjhkrjnh,m
Raiju: I SEE POK
Bigman: U SEE POK
Raiju: IM NAMEiN A HORSE THAT TOMORROW
Bigman: NOW I SEE IT
Bigman: YAS
Raiju: POK THE OPTAMISTIC HORSE
Bigman: YES
Raiju: THERES A NEW FILM RIGHT THERE
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Bigman: HI
Raiju: LEFT EARS DONT WORK
Raiju: THEIR FOR DISPLAY
Bigman: YES
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Bigman: HI
Raiju: MOOMIN IN METAL MAKE LESS NOISE THAN THE FAIRLY HAIRY MEN OF THE UNDERWORLD
Bigman: IS THAT A GOOD THING
Raiju: Well according to NORMAN FEDDICH noise can disintegrate people under 3 feet of height
Bigman: BLOODY HELL
Raiju: then again HE HAS A DODGY FOOT THAT LOOKS LIKE A DAMN DUCK
Bigman: WHAT THE FUCK
Raiju: WE JUST MADE A POYEM