“Okay. Now’s about time to pick up the ol’ axe and get my canuck ass to work. Those trees ain’t gonna chop down themselves, eh?”

With Victoria Day coming up, here in Canada, I decided to try something different. Inspired by cyber123’s patriot hypnosis stories, only with a more northern twist.

Note that I have ABSOLUTELY NO ill feelings towards any of my American neighbors down south during these complicated times.

One day, Loona goes off on a solo mission to assassinate a lumber worker in the Boreal Forest’s Ontario section. Unfortunately, that target proves to be more than our Hellhound can handle and possesses a special type of magic that instills ideals and beliefs into another while also altering their mind and appearance.

As a result, Loona was transformed from the moody, cynical, hot tempered slacker into a buff, happy-go-lucky, hard working, and proudly-Canadian lumberjill, and now works at the target’s lumber mill, eventually earning the position of forwoman in just five years.

Her past with I.M.P. now a distant memory. Loona gives her all in her new career each day with a smile on her face and the robust body of a citizen of the Great White North to help carry her through the toughest jobs.

Sounds like a pretty good change in my books. Not to mention…

Those biceps~ Rarrrr.

Story coming soon.