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After hours of a relentless "pedicure" session, Jan eventually was too tired to be any danger to Steven, and thus was let free by the Raccoonuki. While Jan tried to get up on his feet to get his hands on Steven, said feet were far too tingly and sensitive for him to stand at all. He tumbled over to the other Couch, laid down, and fell asleep within a couple of minutes.

Steven already knew that the Badger was keen on getting back on him...... but at least he would have a bit of free time for himself. Steven decided to plug in the "SoNinSe Game-Station" that he got from his older brother a couple years ago, before he.... "left" his childhome. Steven occasionally looked over at the Couch to see if Jan had gotten up already, but it seemed that this pedicure left the Badger knocked out cold. At least those feet were free from all that pesky callous now...... but their "natural aroma" was still lingering, and even though Steven had no issue with that, he still decided to open the Window, so that Jan would not smell it and then be dissapointed that the pedicure was not doing what it should have....... and hopefully make him less pissed at Steven too.

A couple hours later, Jan woke up and looked around while still feeling exhausted and lightheaded, with his gaze being hazy and unfocused for a few minutes. The first thing he could fully lock on again was the Window wide open, and it HAD to be the one that was about to fall off from its frame. And it was hanging on just by one out of the 3 hinges, which was already missing 3 out of the 8 bolts. While Steven did it to give their livingroom a much needed ventilation and cooling, it also heated up Jan's head, and fast.

("Oh that fuggin idjit! Ah told him NAWT to open dat one moultiple tiems!!!") he thought as he grunted rolled his eyes.

And that caused him to focus on the old Clock nest to the Window. It was already 2:PM, which meant it was Laundry time in their apartment complex. And Jan was thankfull that it wasn't him who had to do the clothes this week, but their neighbour from downstairs. A young blue bird called Madrid. In his opinion, she was the only sane person in this entire mad-house full of cracks and spider webs, since she was pretty much the only reason why this house was partially clean, mostly her own apartment below. It did made him realize just what awful state his own apartment had been. Yes, it was already in a bad shape before he moved in, but he definitely didn't help to make it look nicer. He did wonder how and why Steven would even wanna stay in here, since by now, he could have moved out to a much better plac-

("STEVEN!!! Where da hayll is dat lil piece of sheet?!?") he thought with his rage re-ignited.

Only then had he noticed Steven, who sitting infront of the TV, playing this "Final Legacy of Chronus 3 & Buckles" game. Apparently, the point of the game was that a rather muscular Kangaroo had to escape the dungeon of some "dragon" creature that went mad or something, AND the Roo had to do some workout "minigames" while escaping. Not that the Badger really cared or understood the appeal of such a time-waster. But he had to admit that the 3-D models of the Kangaroo and "dragon" did look enticing.... then he saw something in the game. The Kangaroo seemed to have learned an ability where he can use a paraglider to fly over some of the traps. And THAT gave Jan a devious idea.

("Madrid usually taiks a bit lounger because she has tuh maik shure dat ahll the clo'hes are hung up neadlee oudsied the rotaery clo'hes laine..... yuh, dat's where yur gunna go, Raccoonuki!!") he thought with a vicious grin on his face.

Steven meanwhile, was too focused on his game to pay attention to his surroundings. He was very close to beat his brother's record that he had meant to beat for years now. And that absolute determination was a fatal flaw, as Jan quickly and quietly sneaked up behind him. The consequences of the Raccoonuki's actions came faster than he could have anticipated. Jan left one of the probably dumbest one-liner's ever, grabbed Steven by the shoulders and catapulted him outside the barely holding window. And he calculated Steven's flight route pretty well, as Steven landed perfectly into the fully expanded rotary clothes line, and all the clothes flew around the buildings yard.

"Bull's-eye~" he said with a triumphant smirk.

Madrid had seen it happening, and was not even flinched. She worked in a Café that was connected to a Bar, which was also connected to the Club Dé Wilde. She had seen, and witnessed far stranger things than THIS. She greeted Steven in her usual chipper manner, and Steven half heartedly replied the greet, and then sarcastically added that he was fine and thankfull for anyone's (lack of) concern about his safety.

At the same time, Jan looked out the window and was pleased with his fine throw...... but he couldn't help but feel a bit guilty for his impulsive action. His Mentor had thought him to always think before acting out. Maybe he could apologize to his room-mate, once Steven got himself untattered from his landing spot. But before Jan could think of what to say or perhaps do, a hoarse and coughing voice from above could be heard.

It was their other neighbour. A Goat called Hector, which always seemed to be..... in a different world, all the time. Hector was smoking his fav "natural" brand on his balcony, when he noticed all the clothes flying around everywhere. He actually thought it was raining clothes, and couldn't help but make up some odd lyrics about "raining" and "hallelujah" before he forgot why he was singing in the first place. Jan, Steven, and even Madrid could only roll their eyes. How he could even afford that apartment, even if it was the cheapest of all 3, was a mystery to them. And one thing they could all agree on was that they did not really wanted to know.

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