Trying to hide the fact you’re becoming a rubber drone from your coworkers is pretty stressful. Thankfully the app had that neat little feature that if you try messing with your new bulge too much it starts to brain drain you. Soon he’s going to be a mindless dumb drone for his whole office to use! Let it be a lesson for why you shouldn’t always follow those mindless trends. Or do, I mean maybe you’ll get lucky and just have your own bulge be permanently locked down and smooth.

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