= Direct Messages =

= 🐺 Joey 🐺 - [AKA] wolfmanJOE

Joey (5 minutes ago): Ed? You Alright?
Eduardo (3 minutes ago): ‘the hell man!? I thought I was suppose to be immune to this crap! my body feel like its under 50 times earth’s gravity!
Joey (2 minutes ago): You’re immune to flu and diseases with that curse, Ed.
Eduardo (2 minutes ago): then how the heck am I sick!?
Joey (2 minutes ago): Let me check something…
Joey (1 minute ago): Have you check the weather for allergen levels? Pollen is blooming like crazy this month.
Eduardo (1 minute ago): …
Eduardo (seconds ago): …so allergies don’t count??
Joey: I’m afraid so.
Eduardo: 🤬​
Joey: You want me to go get you some medicine and some hot tea for you?
Eduardo: wait. isn’t it a full moon tonight??
Joey: Well, yeah.
Eduardo: JUST GET HOME! You’ll freak people out! 😱​
Joey: Relax, I know a guy in the pharmacy that took care of me before.
Eduardo: Is he also… like you?
Joey: Nah. Former wererat pack leader. 🐀​
Eduardo: a wererat? in the pharmacy?
Joey: And they're one hell of a pharmacist too! 😊 If you'd like, I can bring them over for a checkup.
Joey: Ed? You still there?
Eduardo: is typing…


"This sucks. My curse can't do anything against allergies, and now I'm going to have Dr. Skaven check up on me? sigh Yep... I freakin’ hate this month."


Eduardo: 🫠 💀💢​
Joey: Don't worry, Ed! I'll bring the doc and some hot chamomile tea home before you can even howl at the moon! 🐺🌕​
Eduardo: ...that's cringe you know that? just hurry up, alright Jo?
Joey: 🐺👍