The wedding on the left we played after we returned from Italy. So we were very exhausted and a bit tired. There we walked a lot around the illustration exhibitions and in the evening we drank wine and planned our future married life. It was marvelous. Yes, we loved traveling before we became parents. So you have a chance to meet us in person somewhere in Europe or the USA. Our looks have hardly changed over the years and hopefully that will continue. Even a fairy tale doesn't affect us.
My marriage vows include fidelity to the ideals of family and a willingness to be by my Mistress' side at all times and in all places. Well...How can I be by her side in a fairy tale? Very simple. I told you I could be anywhere. I can be with the fox in reality while I'm with the fox in the story. Fox... Fox... Fox everywhere! Gotcha!
Is some little boy in my way again? How funny. Could he be a problem? Look how cute he is. When I asked my wife if her cartoon copy could love me, she said I'm practically Robin Hood from there. Just as charismatic and daring. To which I said, “No. I'm not Robin. I don't need the comfort of a monk to come after girl.” And so Sherwood Story was born. I DON'T NEED THE GUIDANCE OF A MONK TO GET A DATE! If it were me instead of Robin, I'd be in the castle every night to check if my fox was there! But he wasn't there. Because he's a liar. Did he really listen to the love advice of a monk who took a vow of celibacy? I mean... Really? Hold my beer. Time to clean up this manipulative mess.
I come on my own. I know where my fox is. She covers her tracks with her tail, but I can still see them. And here I stand with my hundreds of supporters in front of the gate to Sherwood Forest. And we have all been touched by this miracle. We can finally return to Sherwood Forest! And we will be forever imprinted on the oaks among Prince John's hunting grounds. We were there.