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Do you want to help us bring dinosaurs into the world, but worry that you might not be able to?
Toss those fears away, and sign up for the new Unisex Dinosaur Surrogacy Program right now!!
After the success of the original D.S.P., InGen Scientists have been working to figure how to improve it, and the answer was simple; Let everyone join in on the fun now! Now, regardless of sex or gender, you can sign for the program and help bring dinosaurs back into the modern age!*
Enjoy all the perks and benefits that come with the new and improved program, like free access to the Park, comfortable lodgings, daily buffets and (thanks to popular demand) being able to help in caring for your own dinosaurs!! There's never been a better time to join the team at Jurassic Park!!
Terms and conditions apply:
-New sign-ups will only receive bonus pay after 12 months in the U.D.S.P
-Minimum sign-up require is 60 months, with 2 eggs delivered per month. InGen reserves the right to demand extra eggs and add additional time to contract, if applicant is not meeting required quota.
-Mothering Dinosaurs requires explicit permission from on-site managing director. Any attempt to leave with dinosaurs will result in financial, legal and physical penalties, not exceeding $1,000,000,000, 50 Years in prison and complete access to the signee's body for use in further surrogacies.
*Warning: The unisex program is experimental and may result in side effects, including but not limited to development of breast tissue, lowered libido, hormonal imbalance, overly maternal feelings, emotional outbursts, abdominal cramping, erectile dysfunction, questioning of gender identity, excessive urination and hyper-attachment to program results. Jurassic Park and InGen are not responsible for any physical or mental damages. Any suits must be resolved in arbitration.
***Hey, remember this pic? https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47050393/
Yeah, that was fun. The new trailer for JP: Rebirth kinda inspired me to do a little more.
Out of curiosity, would anyone be interested in discounted commissions like this? Like, specifically in this theme of "Joining the Dino Surrogacy Program" and such?
Category All / Pregnancy
Species Dinosaur
Size 1600 x 2303px
File Size 574 kB
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