"This element is a contextual mimic that operates on a quantum level to ape the context and properties of whatever it's put next to or into, and you filled a lugia toy-shaped mould with it. You idiots made this thing with as much fantastical whimsy as a science lab could offer and it stepped into a device that inverts it, congrats there's now a gremlin on the loose."

Sometimes I have dumb thoughts that demand to be made