Because shit just isn't as cool as a human. Dragons make things about 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better. Especially tatted up dragons with shiny gold penis covers. :> Or whatever the hell that is.

Disregard the nondescript genitalia. It's not even genitalia anyway, and the rest of this is SO COOL. I want to make it a badge. For if I went anywhere. Ever. lol

Shit I am so proud of this you guys. Also, I am aware that most water is not red, but he has the freedom of expression and if he wants a tattoo of a ocean of blood, who are we to stop him?