Parody on Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

For coffee lovers everywhere!

Coffeecoffeeomgitssofriggindelicious
If you steal my coffee i'll kill all you little bitches
And then your little face will be all covered up in stitches
Coffeecoffeeomgitssofriggindelicious

I love a caffeinated kick when I feel like passing out
It makes my sexy tiger self stand out from the crowd
So when I want a sugar rush without a shadow of a doubt
I skip off to the kitchen whilst I'm floating on a cloud

I have a mug with tiger stripes, the sight just makes me purr
As long as there's no coffee stains on my lovely fur
I'm greedy with the coffee and some might call me smug
So keep the kitty happy and your hands off of my mug

I like four spoons of sugar and a little bit of milk
It keeps my sexy tiger fur smooth and soft as silk
So keep your coffee well stocked up on your caffeinated shelves
Lets grab a mug and have a toast to our caffein slavish selves!

Enjoy!
Van Basco Karaoke / Audacity / My sexy female alto voice

**just a little note, "eww coffee" comments and the like will be removed. You don't like it, please move on. Thanks!**