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I'm open for audio commissions if you have an idea you'd like to see brought to life! This was commissioned by an anonymous friend :3
Following along with the script below is highly encouraged, I hope you enjoy!
Day 1, the party:
Hit 1:
Hey guys, y’all having a good time? Jackie, hey! I’ven’t seen ya in forever. What’re you guys doing? What is this? Why does it look like– whoa, whoa, tell me what it is before you make me– ok ok, i’ve got it i’m doing it, shut up- *inhale* *exhale* so is it like– (barks) *cough cough*... what the fuck was that? No, no it was good, it’s just– what’s in that thing? Uh, it’s called drool? … Druul… What kinda name is that? Weird… yeah… Jackie, let's see you do it!
Later, Hit 2:
Jackie, Jackie! Where you been? I’ve been looking for you! No, yeah, just wanted to say hi. How you doing? Oh, yeah for sure. Hey, do you still have that Druul thing? Who? Oh, word. David! David! Over here, hey! D’ya think I could hit that Druul thing again? "Once every hour"? you’re kidding me right? I mean I'll venmo you if it’s gonna be like that, like it’s no issue at all. A safety thing? Come on, dude, it’s not that serious; and when’d you care about safety?
Yeah, that’s what I thought! Check this out, man. *inhale* *exhale* augh shit my throat– (barks! No… wait, I can feel.. another…*barks* shit maun, that stuff is good. No, nonono, I’ll give it back, just… one more hit…
Hit 3:
*inhale* *exhale* Ourh fUCK (barks) uhn…. I’m fiNE dude… (barks)… *sound of falling* *party commotion*
*garbled bark/ trying to talk sounds for a bit*
Whoa… I’m good, I’m good, someone help me up…
Shit, I'm sorry about that, man… where’d you get that thing anyways?
Day 6, the delivery:
Oh yesyesyes it’s here! Hey dude, how was work? Nice, nice… I just got this… package. I’m gonna take a nap for a bit, so don’t knock, please. [closing door]
Whoa, this is it right? [opening package sounds] oh, yeah: Druul, the dog experience drug. Oh, nice, this one is green. Is it charged already? There’s a cord- oh yeah, it’s fully charged, and full! *inhales excitedly* *cough exhale* FUCK (barks)!!! (to roommate) No, nothing! I’m fine! (to self) Shit, this shit is strong… (reading label)
(still doggish) Uhhuh… charge once depleted… (mumbling to self through instructions)... no more than one hit a day? That’s even worse than what that one dude was saying… ugh…
[A moment of silence]
Ok, but if I take the hits close to one another… it’s like one hit. *inhale* *exhale* GOD that feels amazing (barks)… It doesn’t last long enOUGH! [tongue noises] my… my tongue… must be waiting for another hit! *inhale* *exhale* Unnnghhh (barks)— holy shit dude… I gotta slow down… nguh… good niught… little druul…
[a moment of silence, then whining] No… I shouldn't…
Day 7, the next morning:
(Morning groggy dog sounds) mleuh… food food food… nguh? Oh, good morning, Hunter… yuh, I'm alright, just a little tired is all… (tilting head, tiredly) hm? No, I d- i didn’t hear that… wasn’t my room. I was asleep. My nose? Discolored? Cut it out dude… you’re making things up… i’m just going through something the morning after a good night… (bowl falling) (to self:)The fuck? What’s wrong with my hands this morning? (snappily, at roommate) Dude, get out, I can get it! I said I gOT IT! (moment of realization) just– just leave me alone, man.
Day 9, the second party:
Hey Jessica! Jessica, over here, you gotta try this, come on don’t skimp out! Everyone else is doing it! What? No, I'm not drunk, although… I can fix that! (slurping, dog style, from cup) Jessica, come on, just try it. God, you’re such a wimp! It’s fun, and it’s safe. See? *inhales* *barks* and it feels fucking incredible too. The more you hit it, the better it gets, trust me. Ungh, one sec… *inhales* *bad barking fit*
Jessica… whoa, since when were you taller than me? I’m not… My legs must be tired. That’s all. Just… I need to lean on you for support. Seriously try it you’re gonna love it– hey(bark)! Who pulled on my… what? That’s not… that's not actually attached to me, that’s a joke. Don’t touch it. I said dont touch it! (bark) Jessica where are you going?! Jackie, hey, I know you wanna try this! Bailey, yo, dude, get a hit of this. The fuck, dude? Don’t… whoa *happy dog noises* you’re not supposed to touch– scratch me like that there… I’m not your… is there an empty room somewhere we can use?
Day 20, the replacement:
Hunter! Hunter, oh you’re finally home I thought you would never get back! Hunter! Look at me! I’m talking to you! *whine*... all your friends are here… Jessica, Jackie… David… guys… it's me! Don’t talk to me like that! Can’t we just deal with this like adults? Listen…
I just need you to grab me the Druul from the shelf in your room, I just– I need another hit. Trust me this is literally the last one then I'm out of your hair (getting pet) s-stop it! I’m not the– Dave! Dude, that’s my room, keep your stuff out of there! Hunter, where are you going? I- d- don’t forget to grab me the Druul!
Following along with the script below is highly encouraged, I hope you enjoy!
Day 1, the party:
Hit 1:
Hey guys, y’all having a good time? Jackie, hey! I’ven’t seen ya in forever. What’re you guys doing? What is this? Why does it look like– whoa, whoa, tell me what it is before you make me– ok ok, i’ve got it i’m doing it, shut up- *inhale* *exhale* so is it like– (barks) *cough cough*... what the fuck was that? No, no it was good, it’s just– what’s in that thing? Uh, it’s called drool? … Druul… What kinda name is that? Weird… yeah… Jackie, let's see you do it!
Later, Hit 2:
Jackie, Jackie! Where you been? I’ve been looking for you! No, yeah, just wanted to say hi. How you doing? Oh, yeah for sure. Hey, do you still have that Druul thing? Who? Oh, word. David! David! Over here, hey! D’ya think I could hit that Druul thing again? "Once every hour"? you’re kidding me right? I mean I'll venmo you if it’s gonna be like that, like it’s no issue at all. A safety thing? Come on, dude, it’s not that serious; and when’d you care about safety?
Yeah, that’s what I thought! Check this out, man. *inhale* *exhale* augh shit my throat– (barks! No… wait, I can feel.. another…*barks* shit maun, that stuff is good. No, nonono, I’ll give it back, just… one more hit…
Hit 3:
*inhale* *exhale* Ourh fUCK (barks) uhn…. I’m fiNE dude… (barks)… *sound of falling* *party commotion*
*garbled bark/ trying to talk sounds for a bit*
Whoa… I’m good, I’m good, someone help me up…
Shit, I'm sorry about that, man… where’d you get that thing anyways?
Day 6, the delivery:
Oh yesyesyes it’s here! Hey dude, how was work? Nice, nice… I just got this… package. I’m gonna take a nap for a bit, so don’t knock, please. [closing door]
Whoa, this is it right? [opening package sounds] oh, yeah: Druul, the dog experience drug. Oh, nice, this one is green. Is it charged already? There’s a cord- oh yeah, it’s fully charged, and full! *inhales excitedly* *cough exhale* FUCK (barks)!!! (to roommate) No, nothing! I’m fine! (to self) Shit, this shit is strong… (reading label)
(still doggish) Uhhuh… charge once depleted… (mumbling to self through instructions)... no more than one hit a day? That’s even worse than what that one dude was saying… ugh…
[A moment of silence]
Ok, but if I take the hits close to one another… it’s like one hit. *inhale* *exhale* GOD that feels amazing (barks)… It doesn’t last long enOUGH! [tongue noises] my… my tongue… must be waiting for another hit! *inhale* *exhale* Unnnghhh (barks)— holy shit dude… I gotta slow down… nguh… good niught… little druul…
[a moment of silence, then whining] No… I shouldn't…
Day 7, the next morning:
(Morning groggy dog sounds) mleuh… food food food… nguh? Oh, good morning, Hunter… yuh, I'm alright, just a little tired is all… (tilting head, tiredly) hm? No, I d- i didn’t hear that… wasn’t my room. I was asleep. My nose? Discolored? Cut it out dude… you’re making things up… i’m just going through something the morning after a good night… (bowl falling) (to self:)The fuck? What’s wrong with my hands this morning? (snappily, at roommate) Dude, get out, I can get it! I said I gOT IT! (moment of realization) just– just leave me alone, man.
Day 9, the second party:
Hey Jessica! Jessica, over here, you gotta try this, come on don’t skimp out! Everyone else is doing it! What? No, I'm not drunk, although… I can fix that! (slurping, dog style, from cup) Jessica, come on, just try it. God, you’re such a wimp! It’s fun, and it’s safe. See? *inhales* *barks* and it feels fucking incredible too. The more you hit it, the better it gets, trust me. Ungh, one sec… *inhales* *bad barking fit*
Jessica… whoa, since when were you taller than me? I’m not… My legs must be tired. That’s all. Just… I need to lean on you for support. Seriously try it you’re gonna love it– hey(bark)! Who pulled on my… what? That’s not… that's not actually attached to me, that’s a joke. Don’t touch it. I said dont touch it! (bark) Jessica where are you going?! Jackie, hey, I know you wanna try this! Bailey, yo, dude, get a hit of this. The fuck, dude? Don’t… whoa *happy dog noises* you’re not supposed to touch– scratch me like that there… I’m not your… is there an empty room somewhere we can use?
Day 20, the replacement:
Hunter! Hunter, oh you’re finally home I thought you would never get back! Hunter! Look at me! I’m talking to you! *whine*... all your friends are here… Jessica, Jackie… David… guys… it's me! Don’t talk to me like that! Can’t we just deal with this like adults? Listen…
I just need you to grab me the Druul from the shelf in your room, I just– I need another hit. Trust me this is literally the last one then I'm out of your hair (getting pet) s-stop it! I’m not the– Dave! Dude, that’s my room, keep your stuff out of there! Hunter, where are you going? I- d- don’t forget to grab me the Druul!
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